Sorry My Posts Haven't Been As Frequent Or Funny As Usual. It's Because I'm Eating Well, Sleeping Regularly,

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

Cause I told them, they're filled with gasoline Cause it's what my heart desires

Heronflame posting for the Heronflame fans!! (that's me I am the Heronflame fans)

the "sorry my follower added that comment to your post" cake is arguably the rawest and most brutal reaction image on this site. like that's your follower. they followed you one day because they liked your posts. you're not even mutuals, they're your follower, you're their shepherd, you might as well be jesus to them. and then they embarrass you by posting cringe, so you grab them by their little pencil neck until their eyes bug out of their skull and parade them, tarred and feathered, through the town square, then drop their sad shitty body on OP's doorstep and paternalistically apologize on their behalf. all for the love of clout. every time i see that cake i get the impression that I've just witnessed a public execution for the crime of drawing a countryhumans gijinka of the country russia as an anime boy with his midriff coyly exposed, and the person dropping the blade on the guillotine is the accused's own dry-eyed father. It's riveting. I hope that image never goes away.

support group for guys who don’t have tiktok for a reason but are slowly watching all other apps turn into tiktok

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"