Anyone Want A Loyal Sugar Baby? :P

oh to be baking brownies in a lace night dress for when my husband gets home, except when he does he takes me right there in the kitchen

xx

i’m sorry i distanced myself when things got serious, i grew up with my mom telling me “he’ll never love you the way he should”

need someone to lay between my thighs so i can play with their hair

Biceps are meant to be bitten on actually

me after catching a glimpse of those biceps

friend: what’s in your glass?

me: vinegar

friend: why…

me: it’s yummy

and that kids is why everyone thinks i’m crazy

i haven’t had s£x in 3 years please save me

reblog if you’re pro-plushie humping <3 ignore if you’re normal :)

this is a psychological need

Pretty girls deserve to be handed pretty flowers gently by a man with big arms