If You Wanna Fuck Just Let Me Know

need a loyal older man that treats me like a princess 🎀

oh to be baking brownies in a lace night dress for when my husband gets home, except when he does he takes me right there in the kitchen

xx

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Girls who cry when they’re angry are angels

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God I love puppies who have oral fixations with a voice kink, they’re just too easy sometimes and it’s so cute. They’ll walk around all day being a brat, giving attitude when we’re around friends or biting and pawing at me for attention i’m obviously busy.

But the moment I drop my voice a few octaves and tap their chin while saying “open” they’re on their knees, eyes glazed over and panting with their tongue out waiting to have their mouth filled like the dumb mutt they were trained to be.

friend: what’s in your glass?

me: vinegar

friend: why…

me: it’s yummy

and that kids is why everyone thinks i’m crazy

just got blocked cus i’m not a virgin lmao like yes girl go get that

A quick reminder that no you're not crazy - the fact is that girls these days are subject to enormous and unmeetable expectations in basically every aspect of their lives, and it's ok to silently yearn to be dumb, hot and owned.

It's completely valid to crave simplicity, structure and guidance.

You're not alone and it's honestly fine.

👧🏼

me after catching a glimpse of those biceps