I Wasn't Lol Just Happen To Check One Of My Favorite Pages, And See How You Were Doing Darling And Yeah

Ruin me you promised you would!

-From V day 💌

Fuck..... Never went from horny to dying, pardon sweet home Alabama chat!? 😭😵‍💫☠️

Were you the one who sent it?! I’m actually grossed out I’m sorry if you weren’t💀

I NEED HIM TO IMPREGNATE ME SO BAD😖😖

You know, I hate man spreading with a passion but if Simon were to do it? I’d be all over him. I mean, what other choice do I have except use his thighs either as a pillow or a seat if he takes up half the couch🤷‍♀️

"Gotta let the bollocks breathe," is Ghost's reasoning. It's bullshit, really, because he's gonna manspread on the couch regardless.

But it's all the more reason for you to be up under him, sweetheart.

He also has a tendency to rest a hand on his lower stomach, too, which gives the impression that said hand is in his pants from a certain angle.

You jokingly ask Simon if he's touching himself and he stares you down in response. Shit, you see that mischievous glint in those dark eyes.

And then he actually does put a hand in his pants and oh fuck it twitched—

"Want me to give you a show to remember, luv?"

Soapy🧼

Slapping it like you would.

How do we like the purple front view?👀

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~Fuck her, flip her, bend her backwards~

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