Ok No But I Just Randomly Remembered That Lana Had A Hysterectomy That Day So Let's Say Future Lana And

im just putting this out there and seeing how much sense this makes (count the lyrical references - difficult)

my taylor swift obssessed brain compiled a list since the second we knew about (then rumoured) toe breakup all the way to the present (travis kelce) enjoy!! (or maybe not because this list is so messy it doesnt even make sense to ME)

you didn’t even see the signs…

lover house burning down

making an L to lover 

crying during champagne problems (MULTIPLE TIMES)

esp glendale n2 😭

switching invisible strings to the one

ANGRY SINGING “if you wanted me you really should’ve shown”

angry lover

“I LOVE YOU AINT THAT THE WORSE THING YOU EVER HEAAAAAARRRRRRD 🤬🤬🤬🤬”

crying lover 

MEXICO CITY

dissociating lover 

“my my my loverrr 😶😐”

surprise songs

“wondering if i dodged a bullet of just lost the love of my life”

should’ve said no + better man 

better man “cause he never didddd”

this is why we can’t have nice things 

“here’s to my baby 😐😶🫤; here’s to my mama 🥰😚😘” (dissociating version) 

all of the girls you loved before (angry version) 

cornelia street (shooting daggers version)

CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT TO ANGRY/SAD VERSION

i miss u im sorry HEARTBREAKING VERSION

MAROON MY SHOW 😭😭

Matty Healy. (they broke up afterwards but like) 

they held hands at that private club 

attending eras tour MULTIPLE times 

“you know who you are i love you” - both on stage (DURING CARDIGAN TOO??)

YOURE LOSING ME

and his response???!!! ITS NOT IT JOE ALWYN 

bejeweled (and midnights being the “ultimate breakup album”)

he didn’t show up at her party (eras tour)

everyone unfollowing him (gigi/ haim sisters/ blake/ ryan reynolds etc.) AFTER they went out tgt 

-> travis. (But this came later so it doesn’t count)

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romance is not dead if you keep it just yours 

king of my heart (SMILING ????!!!!)

exile (cuz they wrote it tgt BUT THE SINGING WAS GUT WRENCHING)

entire rep album??? lover album???

their photos tgt where she looked SO HAPPY 

(the one of her in a green and yellow dress/ them dancing tgt/ leaked mirror photos/ miss americana/ i couldn’t find you and i got so sad/ singing LOVER/ looking at him during rep stadium tour😭😭)

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In your life you'll do things greater than/Dating the boy on the football team (my ass)

She attended THREE of his shows

First show - riding off in a getaway car (y’all this is Taylor “brings a trauma kit” Swift) 

Her sitting on his lap during the afterparty where he rented out the entire restaurant 

They held hands the third (?) time they walked out of the show together 

KISSES ON CHEEKSS (the photo) 

THE TWO PAP WALKS

SNL AFTERPARTY where they danced together

SNL cameo 

Him leaving her house

Her at his house

His dad saying how she cleaned up the suite

New Heights (jason kelse 👑)

Remember how I said SJM was to blame for me failing Algebra bc of the acotar tv adaption?

Well guess what, I failed Mandarin :>

The acotar ladies as Disney characters:

Feyre = Merida (brave, no nonsense, skilled archer)

Nesta = Mulan (intelligent and a warrior)

Elaine = Rapunzel (sunshine flower child)

Mor = Jasmine (beautiful, strong and speaks her mind)

Gwen = Ariel (the singer that longs for adventure)

Emerie = Tiana (determined and a business owner extraordinaire)

Amren = tinkerbelle (small, powerful and has a bit of an attitude)!

okay but just imagine

SJM child all grown up & reading ACOSF and ACOMAF ch 55 and be like:

Cassian: *does something cute*

Nesta: I don’t care.

Narrator: she cared.

honestly so valid

Fourth Wing Characters And Their Red Flags (Iron Flame Spoilers)

Violet: really bad at basic math (6+1=??), constantly interrupts people when they’re about to spill the tea, caused a questionable stain on the Tyrrendor Throne.

Xaden: unresolved mommy issues, really bad at 20 questions, stuck in his emo phase, has Endgame by Taylor Swift on repeat so much it seeps into his vocabulary, inappropriate use of the communal gym showers, self-sacrificial to a fault.

Dain: patchy beard, memory thief, used his nepo baby connections to get the wingleader position even though he sucks at it, has a low key crush on Xaden (the true enemies to lovers all along).

Jesinia: writes Xaden & Violet fanfiction with explicit scenes during work hours.

Andarna: forgets to take her melatonin and makes it everyones problem.

Tairn: major exasperated dad energy, v emotional and impulsive, unresolved trauma around Naolin, superiority complex when it comes to gryphons.

Sgael: Not that good at making choices.

Nolon: HIPAA violations for sure, was the true weakest link all along.

Caroline Ashton: dared to be in the book more than Garrick???? Literally wtf.

Brennan: Faked his own death yet chose the most obvious pseudonym ever, so deep in the closet he’s living in Narnia.

Mira: the abusive sibling (she was justified tbh), really bad at getting very obvious hints.

Daddy Sorrengail: literally doesn’t have a name? Speaks in code to his children for plot reasons only. Weak heart (sure buddy).

Rhiannon: Makes every other character look bad because she’s an actual angel.

Feyre: 🎶if you ever cared to ask🎶

Tamlin : 🎶well good for you, you look happy and healthy 🎶

Lucien : Tam, i'm begging you...

Tamlin : *throws a table at the wall* 🎶NOT ME🎶

I posted 75 times in 2021

18 posts created (24%)

57 posts reblogged (76%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 3.2 posts.

I added 83 tags in 2021

#sjm - 14 posts

#sarah j maas - 13 posts

#acotar - 12 posts

#tog - 10 posts

#a court of thorns and roses - 7 posts

#throne of glass - 6 posts

#aelin galythinius - 6 posts

#rowan whitethorn - 5 posts

#sjmaas - 5 posts

#rhysand - 5 posts

Longest Tag: 75 characters

#my fangirl brain is still not over the fact that acotars gonna be a tv show

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

ToG spoiler alert

I do not accept the fact that Aelin lost her powers forging the lock and banishing the Gods. As far as I’m concerned, Aelin still has her full powers. Humph. 

65 notes • Posted 2021-03-25 11:51:54 GMT

#4

Am I the only person that ships The Darkling with Alina?

68 notes • Posted 2021-04-01 16:58:39 GMT

#3

"Arobynn once told me that second place was just a nice name for first loser."

-Celaena Sardothien

75 notes • Posted 2021-04-01 17:06:34 GMT

#2

"She wasn't fated for anything. Not anymore. "

-Throne of Glass, Chapter 6

it hits differently when you're rereading

bye i'll just go sob in a corner y'all

127 notes • Posted 2021-06-21 02:21:32 GMT

#1

Friendly Reminder:

We all loved Maven at some point

179 notes • Posted 2021-06-09 10:20:34 GMT

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For the people who can’t watch the video right now, here is the scroll down version! For the video I edited the audio so that it ends sooner, but you’ll be able to watch the first part with the music like this too, only the ending deviates… So I highly recommend watching the video on a desktop too!!

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i have... unpublished fics and wips that will never see the light of day but i work on every once in a while.

and i haven't written since january so i was editing my old wips and i was like damn i wrote this?? bc why am i hurting myself