Meredith: It Took Me A Long Time To Find Him. A Long Time. And Even Then It Took Me A Long Time To Even

i miss my crabs

the userbase when tumblr attempts literally any contemporary method to profit from us that has been highly effective on every other website:

the userbase when tumblr implements the most deranged and masochistic series of features imaginable immediately after covering our dashes in thousands of crabs:

I’m sorry, but the High Lords’ Meeting in ACOWAR slaps, and I re-read it at least once a month. Everyone is so bitchy and petty and we need more of these dysfunctional fuckers in the next book.

oh.

If "my house, my chair, my women" doesnt become "my kingdom, my throne, my queen" I might riot

The Darkling has a sweet tooth,he plays the violin,braids his horse’s hair,has tears in his eyes every time he talks to Alina and you are telling me I am supposed to hate him cause he is the big bad VILLAIN?!?!

Addison Montgomery + entrances

100th time listening to Tell Me and that little "i love you patty" "love you too ellen" at the end still makes me squeal every. single. time. 💗💖

no but you all need to imagine future Lana Myers and Logan children bc child be like: so Mommy how did you and daddy get married

Lana: Oh sooooo I was a ✨serial killer✨ killing my rapists and then daddy was investigating my case. then I meet daddy and then three books later we kinda broke up because he thought I was Kennedy Carlyle, you know, the girl who's identity I stole. Oh also you never see us on *enter Lana Logan anniversary date* because daddy's finding me a criminal to torture 😌. Yeah so sleep well children that's your bedtime story for tonight.

stan that character. point out other character's flaws because sure, they exist but WHY do you guys create a full blown fandom war because you can't agree if elain should end up with az or lucian or if az should end up with az or gwyn. are you sarah j maas? no. can you control who she decides to ship? no. for all you know elain can end up single.

You can talk about what you think's foreshadowing, but attacking the other group isn't neccessary.

same thing for the authors.

"oh but we need to hold the author accountable"

it's a book not real life. accountable my ass. Do you want to hold authors accountable for only writing about demons from one level of hell and say that they have lack of representation because yk, other levels exist too and diversity matters?

"but then we'll never get represented"

you're reading a fucking book. you ain't supposed to look like that herione that magically gets magical powers. I'm asian and I don't get represented in books. do i care? no. do i feel neglected by society and the publishing industry? no. I just fucking read.

for gods sake you're not children trading insults anymore

take a deep breath. drink some water. get some fucking air. or read some brainless rom com. can we stop already?

some of you guys are very weird for actively hating on fictional characters. go spend your time talking about characters you do like instead?

PeAnUt BuTtEr SaNdWiCh

We waited 3 years for ACOSF and then got a single month to enjoy it before a peanut butter sandwich sent the whole fandom into a toxic uproar. I just want my tags back. I just want to enjoy my fandom community.

I can’t even imagine what the tags will look like if this show is actually made.

I would go to Mor

i’m just saying that if rhysand wasn’t in the picture, feyre would go to mor