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posting dangerously. scrolling menacingly. liking wretchedly. reblogging savagely.

Mmmmmm do I smell delicious

catching a whiff of my own perfume and being like “oh that smells nice!!!” small joys every day baby

If you have a crush on me congrats on the good taste but also my condolences for your awful taste

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. July will bring blessings.

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cuddling isn't enough i want to make home in your ribs

Pet Peeve: My Dad

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

I need this singing turtle

Putu Oka Mahendra

WIZARD WRAPPED

You casted 1,039,627 spells this year

You pondered your orb for 985 hours

You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!

You gained 5 familiars

Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff

Your cup size is H

Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.

Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons

You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years

You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice