While I don’t care much for evil Marcy, but if you were to go that route, I’d bring up how Anne has been living Marcy’s dream with no strings attached. Like seriously, she’s the one who gets to be a hero, who gets cool powers, she’s the one with the found family(ngl the double standard always bothers me)
Ohohohohhhh-
For not being a big fan of evil Marcy, you REALLY fed my brain worms with this LMAO. I NEED to include this, but I kinda missed the main chance since I already wrote the only actual/direct Anne vs Darcy fight… HOWEVER!!! I’ll probably try to make Marcy realize at some point that she was extremely jealous, just unconsciously covering it up with anger and excuses until she calmed down or whatever. I mean this still works imo since Marcy wouldn’t want to focus on ways that she could possibly be beneath Anne, so she would just talk about the ways that Anne failed her.
Anyways, petition to let Marcy go apeshit with distorted and masked jealousy!!! Sign here- HCBSJDBSJNF
This post turned out so long tf XD
Darcy: Slash gamemode creative.
Sasha: Dude, this isn't Min-
Darcy: *starts levitating*
Andrias: I need life advice.
Darcy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right people.
Andrias: Why are you late?
Darcy: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Andrias: Overslept?
Darcy: Overslept.
Andrias: I feel so burnt out.
Darcy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.
Andrias: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Darcy: Well not if you’re expecting it.
Darcy: Something’s off.
Andrias: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Darcy: No, but that’s funny.
Darcy: Andrias, we tried things your way.
Andrias: No, we didn't.
Darcy: We did it in our head and it didn't work.
Andrias: You read my diary?
Darcy: At first we did not know it was your diary. We thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Darcy: Marcy is 39 cheetos tall.
Andrias: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Darcy: Because we're out of doritos.
Olivia: Let me see what you have!
Darcy: A SCYTHE!
Olivia: NO!
Olivia, about Darcy: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Andrias: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
Anne: Marcy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Darcy: Well of course we have.
Darcy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Darcy: It's boring.
Darcy: Well Andrias, we have to say, we’re really disappointed.
Andrias: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
Darcy, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, our child.
Andrias, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-
Andrias: Do you want a drink?
Darcy: We could go for some appy slices right now.
Andrias: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?
Darcy: FUCKING OF COURSE WE WANT PEANUT BUTTER ANDRIAS!
Andrias: Don’t stay up all night, Darcy. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own armor.
Olivia: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Darcy does? What if they jump off a cliff?
Andrias: If Darcy were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Darcy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Olivia: You jump off a cliff.
Andrias: Gladly, provided Darcy did first.
Darcy: *slams books down in front of Andrias*
Darcy: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Andrias: You could of said literally anything else.
Darcy: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Andrias: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
Andrias: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Darcy: All we drank was Redbull!
Andrias: How many?
Darcy: Eighteen.
Darcy, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Darcy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved our children?
Darcy: Somebody moved our M&M's, and now we are going to start killing.
Andrias: Darcy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Darcy, curled up inside a hoodie that's 100 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
Darcy: We left instructions for everyone while we’re gone.
Andrias: Mine just says "Andrias no."
Darcy: We want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Darcy: You’re alive.
Andrias: There’s no need to sound so disappointed.
Andrias: How stupid do you think I am?!
Darcy: You really want an honest answer to that?
Darcy, standing with their back turned: We’ve been expecting you, Sasha.
Sasha: How did you do that without turning around?
Darcy: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people we did that to were not you.
Smartass brat I love him
I wanted to draw something related to my recent fanfic (this), so I decided to do the scene where he was being s a s s y even while hanging upside-down since it was so fun to write XD Not a fan of how the arms and hands turned out but whatever lol
idk, I'm just having fun with these two. :''')
Darcy: Andrias, we are THIS close to replacing Marcy as our child in place of you.
Andrias: My lord... your fingers are touching?
Darcy: Exactly.
LMAO so true of you, Darcy
what if we took the kid from this post …
AND GAVE HIM THE BACKGROUND/PERSONALITY OF THIS POST
AND MAYBE WE CALL HIM GREG OR SOMETHING.
Idea!
Future AU where Marcy becomes a sleep deprived, morally grey mad scientist, and while experimenting with one of her "projects" (machines with world destroying capabilities) brings season 2 Sasha, Anne and Marcy to the future. Past!Marcy is equal parts exited and horrified about what she becomes later on, Sasha and Anne meet their future selves. Fun times. Also Darcys still their, just kinda stuck in Marcy's head.
Ooooo i n t e r e s t i n g
I have so many WIPs and ideas tho that I’ll probably never get to writing this hhhhhhh
Rn I’m jumping back and forth between a time skip Darcy thing and Losing Marbles ch6. But I also have Of Many Minds, my sus Darcy AU, Don’t Meet Your Heroes (this one is stolen from a friend hehe), and maybe even possible Darcy Shenanigans lmao
Help
Cape shenanigans to manifest Darcy and their cape in Fight or Flight
Froggy (the person who has been helping me write Losing Marbles) said I should reply with this image as a hint and she is so right so here ya go :3
how is Losing Marbles going? You've got rly good paragraph structuring and the story has such wonderfully written angst, I love it 🥺
Oh aaaa thanks!!! I have the next chapter over halfway done but haven’t been able to do much for the past couple months because of my trip. I’m going home in a few days tho, so hopefully I can get back into writing soon!!
Heyo!! My pronouns are she/they and I like to write and shitpost :Pxenia12.carrd.co
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