EEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS THEM

I’ve never seen anyone else write, draw, or even mention this concept so I’ve got a hot take for y’all:

Darcy comes up with all sorts of fun derogatory names to call their frobots.

Like imagine one can’t find something they told it to grab for them and they scream, “IT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, YA WAFFLE IRON!!”

Or a bot bumps against them in the hall and they shove it out of the way and say “Watch it, roomba!”

Or a couple are trying to lift something and Darcy sighs and goes, “You pathetic crockpots, PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT!!”

It’s even in character imo. I mean Darcy has Marcy’s memories from Earth so they’d still know plenty of household appliances to compare some bots to hehe.

Incorrect Divorce Trio Quotes :P

Barrel: I lost Leif.

Andrias: How did you LOSE Leif?!

Barrel: To be fair, she is very small.

Andrias: Where is the fucking key?

Barrel: Andrias, Leif is around, can you say it a little nicer?

Andrias: May I ascertain the whereabouts of the FUCKING KEY?!

Leif: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…

Andrias: What’s updog?

Leif: Barrel! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

Leif: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Barrel: *crouches down*

Andrias: *sits on the floor*

Leif:

Leif: I hate both of you.

Leif: We need to open this locked door. Andrias, give me your royal credit card.

Andrias: Here.

Leif, pocketing it: Thanks. Barrel, break down the door.

You fool.

You dare question the greatness of Matt Braly?

(Photo from “The Beginning of the End”)

No filler episodes in Amphibia, Matt?

No filler, huh, Matt?

Are you sure about that, Matt?

Are you really sure, Matt?

Idk what to say for myself except that I regret nothing

Cat Darcy :3

I was in the middle of drawing when I accidentally made the eyes a bit weird and decided to finish the look-

That’s all I need 😌

You agreed.” Sasha muttered, shutting her eyes.

“You agreed to stay away, to stop doing this.”

“You should know better than to make deals with me, love.” Darcy's voice floated through Sasha ears, making it impossible to tell where they were really coming from. But the source of the voice didn’t really matter, because the girl wouldn’t look anyways.

“Open those pretty eyes for me, hm?”

Oops, I wrote a thing.

The gays are at it again I love it

I’m writing a fic where Marcy kinda goes psycho so here’s a drawing lol

I forgot her eyebrows but I’m too lazy to fix it hhhhhh

Based on the @toh-tagteam-au!!

I had the gorgeous idea of both Hunter and Luz doing the classic Golden Guard “BYEEEE” at the same time and…. This happened XD

This drawing took a while lol. I guess I was in a perfectionist-y mood and couldn’t stop refining the sketch as if it were lineart…. (help)

Also here’s a Backup sketch cuz idk if I’ll finish the drawing I drew this for XD

>:3

What’s sad is I almost put Jasper there before realizing that I HAD to use the grimwalker who almost blew himself up for that

POV: you are Caima Songbird (and perhaps Val)

These are @polyhexian’s Golden Guard OCs: Jasper, Will, and Miles (ft. Hunter ofc)!!!! They each have fics which have been rotating around in my brain all week dhdhbsns

Base by @crowsketches

Their account seems deactivated, so I’ll add a screenshot of the post below:

*after Eclipse Lake*

Belos: Hunter, I know you snuck out last night

Hunter, internally: Act dumb

Hunter: Who's Hunter?

Hunter, internally: Not that dumb!