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Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.
TIP:
This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,
DON'T
get them a houseplant. DO NOT.
instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR
POT.
that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!
they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.
HOUSEPLANT:
- they already have so many
- needs to be watered
- takes up window space
- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money
- can die
AESTHETIC POT
- lets them care for an existing plant they own
- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home
- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant
- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere
there’s the sassy gay friend but then there’s me
the awful jokes asexual friend
I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.
Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.
She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.
She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.
She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.
She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.
She should not call you names.
She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’
These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.
Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.
No one has the right to hurt you.
You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍
For the writers struggling to rid themselves of the classic ‘said’. Some are repeated in different categories since they fit multiple ones (but those are counted once so it adds up to 100 new words).
1. Neutral Tags
Straightforward and unobtrusive dialogue tags:
Added, Replied, Stated, Remarked, Responded, Observed, Acknowledged, Commented, Noted, Voiced, Expressed, Shared, Answered, Mentioned, Declared.
2. Questioning Tags
Curious, interrogative dialogue tags:
Asked, Queried, Wondered, Probed, Inquired, Requested, Pondered, Demanded, Challenged, Interjected, Investigated, Countered, Snapped, Pleaded, Insisted.
3. Emotive Tags
Emotional dialogue tags:
Exclaimed, Shouted, Sobbed, Whispered, Cried, Hissed, Gasped, Laughed, Screamed, Stammered, Wailed, Murmured, Snarled, Choked, Barked.
4. Descriptive Tags
Insightful, tonal dialogue tags:
Muttered, Mumbled, Yelled, Uttered, Roared, Bellowed, Drawled, Spoke, Shrieked, Boomed, Snapped, Groaned, Rasped, Purred, Croaked.
5. Action-Oriented Tags
Movement-based dialogue tags:
Announced, Admitted, Interrupted, Joked, Suggested, Offered, Explained, Repeated, Advised, Warned, Agreed, Confirmed, Ordered, Reassured, Stated.
6. Conflict Tags
Argumentative, defiant dialogue tags:
Argued, Snapped, Retorted, Rebuked, Disputed, Objected, Contested, Barked, Protested, Countered, Growled, Scoffed, Sneered, Challenged, Huffed.
7. Agreement Tags
Understanding, compliant dialogue tags:
Agreed, Assented, Nodded, Confirmed, Replied, Conceded, Acknowledged, Accepted, Affirmed, Yielded, Supported, Echoed, Consented, Promised, Concurred.
8. Disagreement Tags
Resistant, defiant dialogue tags:
Denied, Disagreed, Refused, Argued, Contradicted, Insisted, Protested, Objected, Rejected, Declined, Countered, Challenged, Snubbed, Dismissed, Rebuked.
9. Confused Tags
Hesitant, uncertain dialogue tags:
Stammered, Hesitated, Fumbled, Babbled, Mumbled, Faltered, Stumbled, Wondered, Pondered, Stuttered, Blurted, Doubted, Confessed, Vacillated.
10. Surprise Tags
Shock-inducing dialogue tags:
Gasped, Stunned, Exclaimed, Blurted, Wondered, Staggered, Marvelled, Breathed, Recoiled, Jumped, Yelped, Shrieked, Stammered.
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Happy "Captain it's Tuesday" day everybody
YAYAYYAY IT'S BEEN 5 MONTHS NOW IT'S FINALLY TIME😈😈😈
New lore, She's apparently an assassin/Exorcist under the jade emperor's order, since she's capable to kill but would die at some point, she will, she's pretty strong but she's also weak of the strongest being such as swk, macaque, the hell she'll die if she mess with mk tf💀, so she's not that special of a character and just kills for a job life to maintain rent:3
HER ABILITIES!!!!!!
As no one knows, Nare is a smoke demon:D!!! so it's pretty obvious why this is her healing method, plus not only the bombs only heals her it can also it also makes her stronger like merging with the smoke, getting bigger like macaque's smoke monster. But if she runs out of it, fire smoke can be also exceptional!
So like I had the inspiration in an anime, so basically when she detached some parts of her body, it's transforms into any weapon possible, the bigger part she detached the bigger weapon. But she mainly uses the scythe more since she's an assassin/Exorcist:D!!! Like death itself:3 to demons only
Ye ye, I like this one a lot:3 inspiration from Rapunzel the series Cassandra:D! But red obsidian>:3 (idk if that actually exist but SHHSHSHSH Delulu is the solulu)
Just for her to make her job easier to hunt down the demons she was scented to kill:3
Bonus new lore:
Not biologically but emotionally:333 but only nare feels that but nezha just sees her as a coworker/friend, she kept calling "father" because nezha took care of her like one,he manage her life to be better cuz he found her dying on the ground 🥹,but nezha just can't picture himself as a father since uhhh... *cough* *cough* iykyk
The urge to bother my mutuals
"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
dash is dead im teleporting to the past
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752
I think I have created the most aggravating GIF ever.
i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.
you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc
reblog if you need a hug
Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.
The scream I just scrumpt lol!!!
I have no words
Btw much as I love to make fun of twitter and reddit's business decisions, I have 0% trust in tumblr's management to not go a similar route so this is your gentle reminder that you should regularly go to your blog settings to export your blog. That's a fancy way of saying you can download a backup of your blog so if everything goes down you'll still have a backup of your posts & convos.
another doodle page bc i hate doing single drawings lately
this hit me like a truck
Wild Robot is an incredible movie, and I would definitely recommend it, but for the first 5 minutes, there is strobing. There is heavy-duty flashing. If you are epileptic or have light sensitivity and want to see this movie, please close your eyes for the first 5 minutes (10, if you want to be sure) of the film. Please be safe
I don't make the rules