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xanthousflame

1 year ago

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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xanthousflame

10 months ago

We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.

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xanthousflame

9 months ago

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

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xanthousflame

1 year ago

Tweet screenshot from @SailorFailures: "i want cross guild to fight the monster trio at some point bc it would be very funny. Buggy projecting his issues with Shanks onto Luffy, Zoro and Mihawk finally getting their showdown, and then Croc just bursts in on an unsuspecting Sanji like MR PRINCE. YOU MOTHERFUCKER"

Colour fanart comic featuring One Piece characters. In the top panel Buggy the Clown looms over Monkey D. Luffy, yelling "I'm gonna destroy that straw hat if it's the last thing I ever do!" Luffy grins and gets ready to fight, saying "Bring it on!" In the next panel Zoro and Mihawk are brandishing their swords and crackling with energy. Mihawk (impassively): "Do try and live up to the hype." Zoro (grinning demonically): "Just don't disappoint me!"

As the two pairs' fights escalate in the distance, Sanji and Crocodile stand to watch them, before they both light a cigarette/cigar respectively, not saying anything yet.

Crocodile smirks and blows out his smoke, saying "Don't take this personally, kid, but it seems my associates have decided we need to conduct a little business." Sanji smirks back and laughs, saying "Likewise. This isn't the first time our captain's dragged me into a fight I have nothing-"

Crocodile has stopped listening, staring off into the distance, seeming to recall something he has heard in the past.

In this final panel the background illustrates his realisation, of the smug Denden Mushi snail-phone he spoke on with "Mister 3", his pet banana-diles which were brutally defeated, and the words "welcome to the shitty restaurant" in a sea of water. Sanji keeps blathering, oblivious, while Crocodile looms over him with an expression of pure shock, disbelief, and rage, his enormous hook hand poised and blocking out the sun ready to smash that little cook into smithereens.

Au fucking revoir Mister Prince

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one piece monster trio hahaha cross guild

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xanthousflame

6 months ago

you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc

You Know The Drill, Op Disabled Reblogs Etc Etc Etc

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xanthousflame

1 year ago

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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xanthousflame

1 year ago

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xanthousflame

1 year ago

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

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xanthousflame

10 months ago

a garfield panel. garfield has his head raised to the sky with disdain, his arms in the air. he is facing toward a calendar that reads "monday 22" and he is thinking "oh no! it's the monday that wouldn't die!"

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

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xanthousflame

1 year ago

hey you 🫵

make ur personal dashcon for all I care. as many snacks and as much nudity n weed as you want for whichever scenario lol. go nuts show nuts yknow? or whatever we used to say

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i prefer a quiet evening with books tea and me and my friends favorite show on (podcast or tv show)

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