I Just Had To Do This

Okay yeah I'm starting college in 9 days, I'm not mentally ready

Sometimes I sit down and think about Mikael and Lucia...

And I wonder if they started a war on Nightmare just to be petty

If NH boys have a youtube channel. What kind of content would they do, and how many subscribers do you think they have? And what kind of silly drama they might involve in? Anyway, have a nice day/night xD

This has to be one of my favorites asks so far, thank you for giving me this opportunity to absolutely TRASH those boys.

Disclaimer: This post contains mentions of IRL shipping for the characters(Basically their followers ship them with other people.) and mentions of potential grooming on Ricardo's part (Because it's Ricardo).

I do not condemn in any shape or form grooming or IRL ships. Those scenarios are only made as my own interpretations of a potential reality and are not meant to encourage any of those things. See them as a way to denounce it.

NIGHTMARE HAREM

IF THEY HAD YOUTUBE CHANNELS

𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕚𝕒 probably has one of those channels where he does stupid challenges. It started off as a blurry video of him filming Mikael and their homeroom teacher arguing when they were younger (while you could clearly hear him giggling in the background) and it slowly became a channel of pranks and challenges to do to others. Fans became super involved in it and Mikael was a very common occurences in the videos. People started to speculate on their relationship and probably started shipping them. When they stopped talking, everyone was super upset and even though there was never an official statement, people still try to have them reconciliate. Mikael's followers love to come insult Lucia in his comments.

𝕃𝕖𝕧𝕪 he definitely has a channel about history or war strategies. He's absolutely passionate about it, but he doesn't have a lot of followers. His channel is very niche and the few fans he has are very loyal and are just as passionate about the subject than him. He loves his channel so much and is very proud of his content.Lucia probably leaked informations about him being his younger brother in one of his videos and his fans FLOODED Levy's usually calm comment's section. Levy was livid and probably flamed and trashed Lucia in a comment under one of Lucia's prank videos which started a drama between the two communauties. He probably was criticised for being too "rude" to his fans and followers by other people on the internet, but none of his actual followers take offense at it since they know he's simply very akward. Lucia definitely had to make a video to calm down his fans since they had started to harass Levy online.

𝕄𝕖𝕗𝕪 has probably two different channels. One of them is him making inspirationnal messages to his followers and the other is him spreading gossip and destroying people's reputations in their back. Of course the second channel is totally anonym and nobody knows it's him. He totally leaked Lucia's adress to Mikael's fan to see chaos unfold. Unfortunately for him, this means he's now forced to see trolls on his front lawn. That's what happen when you dox your own brother! A small community on reddit is actually ver suspicious of him and they have a bunch of conspiracy theories about his first channel. People probably tried to find out who was the creator of his second channel but they were all doxed before they could find out who it is...Strange. He's the prime initiator of most online dramas. For example, he was the one who started the Lucia×Mikael shipping war and the Oswald hate train.

𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕞 clearly has a channel to teach home economics to people. I refuse to believe he doesn't have one. He's probably the father figure of thousands of teenagers or young adults who were never thought how to cook or do their laundry properly. There is two type of people who follow him: the people who are struggling to do their dinner and need a tutorial and/or the people who cannot fall asleep at 3 am and watch his videos because they're satisfying to look at...And also because of his deep soft voice. He probably answer some questions in his comments section when people ask nicely. He never shows his face in his videos because he's a very private person and doesn't want to show his face to strangers.

𝕆𝕤𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕕 probably has a channel about gardening. Just like Levy's, his community is very niche. However unlike Levy, Oswald is always very kind and gentle with his followers and takes the time everyday to answer the most comments possible. He will sometimes makes appearances in Kaim's or Kurt's videos and will often talk about them in his own. Oswald doesn't show much of his face, but he doesn't mind showing it to his followers, he considers them his friends. I feel like he is bond to be involved in an internet drama, not because of how he acts or what he does, but because he has the reaper disease and as we know, people in nightmare are full of prejudices against demons affected by it. So yes, I think once some people discover his channel and recognise his face, they start to spread hate about him and basically try to cancel him. This makes him probably even more famous online (not for the good reasons though) and he probably has to go on a hiatus because his mental health is worsening. Redditors might even start conspiracy theories about him(Mefy and Ricardo had a blast with that.)...It all goes for the worse until Lucia and Kaim intervene and people calm down. When he goes back online, his follower count has tripled and his comments are closely monitored by Kaim.

𝕂𝕦𝕣𝕥 would have a channel dedicated only to his bird and his daily life.If you played Levy's route you know which bird I am talking about. It probably started off as a very bad edit of all the baby pics of his bird that he posted on youtube. There were maybe 2 likes on his video and they were from Kaim and Oswald. Both of the men will comment on every single one of his videos just to encourage him. When Lucia learns about Kurt's channel, he will absolutely ask his followers to go check it out and soon enough Kurt now has a few hundreds of followers!! He's not regular at all and usually answer most of his comments with emojis, but his fans are there just to see him smile and be happy. It's like the internet all agreed to protect him and cherish him. His account is secretely monitored by Kaim and every single person who says a bad thing about him is blocked + reported. If he needs to, he will use Lucia's name just to get the plateform to ban any hater.

𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕒𝕖𝕝 he probably had a small channel of his own but never posted anything when he was studying at the academy with Lucia. He somehow gained hundreds of followers just by being featured in the other boy's videos. He absolutely hated when Lucia's fans would ship Lucia and him together and it got to the point where he might have started to avoid his best friend... Then, as they grew up, they got into a fight and stopped talking to each other. Mikael started to post some videos about hair care routine and other random stuff and it got the attention of Lucia's fanbase, who started to harass him on a daily basis just to know why he wasn't in Lucia's videos anymore. It made him even more pissed at the demon and he started to throw some snappy comments about him online. He slowly got a reputation of a sassy person and attracted quite the following. He only ever likes a few comments and never answer them. It quickly became a game between him and Lucia to see who could throw the biggest shade at the other. Most of his videos feature Noel in it since the younger man is curious.

ℝ𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕠 is a wild card. His channel switches from very obvious NSFW content and thirst traps to pranks to advices on how to get fit or flirt with people(the latter is very dubious and has a very low success rate.). His channel is messy, just like him. Most of his fanbase are probably incels or thirsty people.I'm not sure weither he would be a very aggressive feminist and his followers ignore it or just an incel himself. There is no in-between.I feel like he might have been cancelled for rumors of him chatting with younger fans (~18 yo, he still has some boundaries apparently) in explicit contexts ,for saying some very inapropriate jokes and for being a main instigator in the Oswald's harassement era.He loves to poke fun at Mikael for the whole Lucia situation. His sextape was clearly leaked either by himself or by Mefy after he trashtalked his second channel. Either way, he's proud of it.

ℕ𝕠𝕖𝕝 probably had a joint channel with Oswald when he was younger but they eventually split after their falling off. Noel still posts about his garden and medecinal remedies, but he now focuses on hairstyling. If you played his route, you know he's a hairdresser at heart. He makes frequent appearances in both Mikael's (willingly) and Ricardo's (unwillingly) videos. He definitely has a video of him cutting off Ricardo's hair in his sleep and it went viral. Noel isn't active at all. He will post a video when he feels like it and the quality of it will be surprisingly good (4k shots of Mikael's new haircut!) and then he will be gone for weeks. He doesn't answer or like any of his comments and if anyone asks if he was Oswald's channel's co-founder, their comment is immediately deleted and their address leaked. When the whole Oswald-reaper drama happened, Noel took Oswald's side at the surprise of many of his fans who thought they despised each other.

𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕤 posted exactly 2 videos in his career as a youtuber. One of them was deleted by the plateform due to privacy breach. Nobody knows what it contened as it was deleted almost immediately after it was published. The second one is a short blurry footage of the forest as he admires very deadly but pretty flowers. It somehow became one of the most popular videos on the internet and set a trend of people searching and going to that exact spot in order to try and imitate the original video. He has near a million of followers hoping to see new content despite his last (and almost unique) video being posted years ago. His comments' section is filled with people asking for when he will come back, love declarations and other weird comments. No one ever heard his voice or saw a single part of his body in his videos, only his breathing. (Yes there is fanfictions of this mysterious man x Y/N). In reality Lucas simply forgot his password and was never able to log in his channel again, leaving his fans to wonder about his identity and his deleted secret video....

Please send me requests I'm bored

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About me

I go by She/Her pronouns and you can call me Tchia. I'm a queer woman and my native language is french (I'm french canadian). Most of my posts in the past years have a few typpos and spelling mistakes due to this but I would consider myself fluent in both english and french :)

I study orthetics and proshetics in college and I love to crochet, draw, read and write.

Requests

When requesting something, please precise weither if the relationship is romantic or platonic.

I try my best to use gender-neutral pronouns if you want a specific gender, tell me

Fandoms I'll write for (this list might change over time) ;

Baldur's Gate 3

Bullet Train

Demon Slayer (Manga and Anime)

Mystic Messenger

Nightmare Harem

Obey Me

Stardew Valley

The type of requests...

Matchmaking : Give me a physical and psychological description of yourself or an OC and I'll matchmake you with a character of your desired fandom(s). If possible give me your/your oc's hobbies and personnality traits.

Headcanons : A bullet list of informations or ideas about a request. Precise the desired character, fandom, gender and relationship (romantic or platonic).

Scenarios : Basically a short fic about your request. The same type of information as for headcanons. If possible tell me how you would like it to end (happy or sad)

Discussion : Anything! Send me your thoughts, comments or theories ! :)

I will do...

''Matchmaking'' between a description you give me and a character I believe could suit you

Headcanons

Short fictions

Random discussions

Slight NSFW

Angst / Hardcore Angst

Poly relationships

Pairings between two existing characters (Not including the reader)

Requests concerning your OCS

I won't do...

Hard NSFW

Any type of NSFW with MINORS even if they're aged up

''Yandere'' types of fics

Love triangles

Any pairing between family members or found family members (Ex: I won't do pairings between the Obey me brothers or between the adoptive sons of Batman. It just makes me very uncomfortable even if they aren't biologically related.)

Poly relationships including people from the same family (Ex: Beelzebub x MC x Belphegor)

Hi!I love Nightmare Harem and your writing!Could we get Noel and Mikael cuddling headcanonns or story? (Romantic)🥰

I haven't written for NH for so long and it was quite hard for me to do it so I hope it's up to your standards <33

NIGHTMARE HAREM :

CUDDLING HEADCANONS

𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕚𝕒

Listen he likes cuddling, it's great ! Really!

Truly....great.

Amazing.

Can you let go of him now ? It's been already 5 minutes...

During the night he's a big cuddler and you will start every morning crushed under his weight intertwined together...But the moment the day begins, forget about it.

He's not able to sit still long enough when he's awake to cuddle. It's not that he doesn't enjoy it, it's just...not practical.

When you actually cuddle for real when he's not tired or restless, he will often turn it into a make-out session...which leads to more

And after the ''more'', you get your cuddles ! Isn't that great ?!

If he's feeling lazy, he WILL cuddle you, but not in the cute ''oh darling come here'' and more in the ''oh darling here I come!''

He flops onto you and you better hope you're comfortable because he won't move until he gets more energy

You might need to scream for help

𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕒𝕖𝕝

On one hand, he's a busy man and he honestly does not want to laze around all day...On the other the castle is quite cold and he's the type of person to have ice blocks instead of hands.

If Ricardo is around, he won't initiate anything more than slight touches. He's not a fan of PDA

When you two are alone though...He will shove his cold icicles fingers under your shirt for warmth.

If you squeak at the sudden cold feeling, he will be scoffing and call you dramatic

Despite his cold exterior, he's got a soft spot for you and will be very gentle unlike his counterpart

Likes to lay down with your head on his chest.

At the beginning of your relationship, he won't let you touch his hair, but later on he will love having you caress it softly

Might even be the little spoon when he's really tired

He's not ashamed of it though

ℕ𝕠𝕖𝕝

His favorite position is when you guys lay face to face with your hands intertwined

He likes to look into your eyes

Probably the biggest cuddler in this list. Noel is blunt and he won't hide the fact that he enjoys your touch

Doesn't care who is there, if he wants to cuddle you better sit down and let him latch onto you

Might have you sit between his legs while he brushes your hair sometimes

This guy keeps his knives on him at all time so be prepared to have the hard handle dig into your side when he hugs you

He won't let you cuddle him in the morning due to him having multiple tasks to do and he knows that if he lets you curl against his side he might as well lose his job...But when he finishes all his tasks he will drape himself over you and nozzle into your neck.

No because I haven't been on TumblR for so long and I come back to like the double of followers I had ???

Also I see the stuff I wrote and yeah...Those aren't my best works let's say. I remember writting them when I wasn't 100% fluid in english, I still needed some translation and stuff. Now that I look at it, I can see all my spelling errors

So yeah...I'm not back per se, but I might do some changes on my blog or stuff. Maybe open the requests too? Or delete some stuff I really don't like. We will see.

did you delete your nh posts? 😭😭 does that mean you’ll stop posting about nh 🥺

Hi oh my god I totally missed this ask !

I deleted most of my old posts because I really didn't like my writting and it was full of spelling errors !

However this doesn't mean I'm against writting content anymore ! I've been pretty busy this past year, but I would really like to start writting again ! So feel free so send me requests anytime :)

A couple of fruits (part 5)

The fifth part of my bullet train prequel focused on the twins! all other parts on my page <3

notes: thank you so much as always for the support! you all are so kind!!! unfortunately, a couple of fruits is slowly coming to the end within the next 1 or 2 chapters, in the following few days i will put up a poll asking if i should finish the story at the end of the trio as teenagers OR do a timeskip and focus on when they reunite as adults- i will put up more info nearer the time <333 also this chapter is utterly devastating so i do apologise profusely. also, i have done a doodle summary of this chapter from ashley's perspective so lmk if you wanna see thattt :D

TW: quite a bit of violence, alcohol mentions, very strong language, awful bullying, blood and injuries

as always a name reminder

tangerine-michael

lemom-toby

"Michael's fucking kissing rat girl!!!" The voice of one of the popular girls,screamed out, the sound shrill, ugly and carrying through the house and shutting everyone up, to be fair, it was quite big moment, no one had ever really seen Ashley out and about- except for working at the pub, and now she was with Michael Davies of all people.

"What?!- Oh my days he is!" Ted, the guy who was running the party, laughed when he saw the sight, fishing out a digital camera from his pocket and pointing it at them.

The pair had long since pulled away from the kiss, they had done when hearing the ear-piercing scream, so there was no overly humiliating photo taken, but only one of Ash looking utterly mortified and Michael looking like he wanted to die right then and there.

"You got a problem with that?!" Ash finally spoke up, yelling, it was the first time most of the people there had even heard the sound of her voice.

"She can speak!" The girl who had screamed earlier laughed, crossing her arms, her name was Mya, she wasn't great, with ratted up bleached blonde hair, and too much makeup, the two had been friends many years prior, back in primary school. "I thought you were like Helen Keller or something."

Michael didn't even look phased, as if he was expecting for a disagreement like this to occur, whilst Toby just looked severely displeased with both of them and sighed.

"That's rich, i thought you were a cave woman, with the whole barely any clothes, and hair teased to the sky thing you have going on." Ash retaliated, crossing her arms.

Mya scoffed and raised an eyebrow, stepping towards the other girl with an extended finger pointing at her, the plastic false nail just about touching her. "The only cave woman here is you, Ash, what's the benefits agreement that your mum is on again?"

"Shut the hell up." Ashley could feel her skin crawling from the stares of the other teenagers, she felt so stupid, being called out for what she couldn't afford, and suddenly wanted to go home, she didn't want people to know about the poor way in which she lived.

"Do you like rats so much because they live in your flat with you?" Mya laughed smugly, she loved how she was riling up Ashley, the rest of the room was silent, with a few stifled laughs from the others being the only source of noise.

Michael stood in horror, before Mya pulled him close to her, for which he looked at her with pure hatred in his eyes.

"You shouldn't even be here, no one wanted you to come, Mikey over here just felt pity that you have no mates, except the rat army of course- maybe you should go snog them instead, maybe they'd actually care hm?" Mya continued, after realizing Ashley was too distraught to respond to her windups, until she wasn't.

"I'll call the fucking rats and you'll get rabies and die!" Ashley yelled at Mya, she could hear her classmates laughing at her and it was driving her insane, she hated the attention; She stepped back, as if she was trying to teleport out of the awful situation.

Ted, who had previously been snickering in a corner with his arms crossed, lifted up his camera again, as the teenagers went on to laugh at her, he was just about to take a photo before Toby spoke up.

"Give it a bloody rest!" Toby yelled, adding to the shouts of the room, knocking the camera out of Ted's hand, which landed on the floor with a loud crack as it smashed. Shit.

"You prick! You fucking prick! You just broke my camera!" Ted exclaimed, shoving Toby back and away from him, that managed to snap Michael out of his astonished daze.

"Don't put your hands on my pissing brother you twat!" Michael shouted back, pushing forward against the forming crowd and Mya to punch Ted in the stomach, who narrowly dodged it and instantly kicked Michael in the shin, hard.

Michael winced slightly, before sending another punch flying at his face, Ted, and he didn't miss this time, the boy stumbling backwards into someone else.

"You arsehole-" Ted froze, his fingers going up to touch his bloodied nose and looked down at the red liquid, his gaze darkened, glaring at Michael before running at him, tackling him to the ground, trying his best to beat the skinny prick of a teenager into a pulp, going on to hit him over and over again, whilst he writhed and battled against him.

But Michael, who was sure there would be blue bruises on his face by morning, did eventually manage to hold his own, and grabbed one of the malibu bottles off the table, lifting it up and swinging it over Ted's head, causing it to smash in half, the spirit pouring over the floor as the glass cut open his head.

Suddenly, the screaming of the people had stopped, everyone was frozen in shock horror as Ted slowly went upright, blood dripping down from his scalp, no one knew what to do. Ted backed away from him, dizzy and disorientated as he fell onto a friend, the other attendees' eyes all darting around the room desperately, what Michael had done was very much illegal, and damaging too, however Ted could not go to A&E in the state he was in, he was far too intoxicated, whilst also being below the legal age for drinking.

"Oh my days- Oh my- Ted?!-" Mya gasped out, running over to the boy on the floor, an even tighter crowd formed around him as they tried to figure out what to do to help, and Toby realized this was probably time for them to leave.

"Come on-" Toby hissed at the pair, grabbing Ash and Michael by the arms, and pulling them out of the house, the other two eventually catching up to speed with the severity of the situation and followed his lead quickly.

"Did Michael just-?" Ashley gasped out as she ran, too shocked to say anything, it was too much, too awful, she didn't want to think about it, the imagine of Ted down on the floor, surrounded by a crown of dark red liquid dripping from his head.

"Yes- I did. Shit, I did..." Michael groaned and ran his hand over his face, he hadn't killed Ted, but he could've done easily, he didn't feel guilty about it, though, just scared to get caught and punished for what he had done to the guy.

"Three words describe our situation right now-" Ash rolled her eyes, running with the others away from the house, down the street, not to the boys' apartment straight away, just somewhere where they wouldn't be found.

"We are fucked." Toby chimed in, and Ash nodded, it was true, the trio was screwed over, they were going to get in serious trouble, one way or another.

Just as they were running, several black vans swerved and parked right in front of them, causing a barrier so they couldn't easily run that way, it was odd, and unexpected, but they didn't want to stay and see who was going to get out of those vans, so the three screamed when they almost got hit by them, before quickly changing directions and running down the street, caving and going to Ashley's place instead of just sprinting without a destination.

She fumbled with the keys, before pushing it open and practically pulling the boys inside with her, the three then moving to lean against the wall and regain their breath, panting heavily.

"What the hell?!-" Toby exclaimed, his eyes as wide as dinner plates.

"Who the fuck was that?!-" Michael gasped, making sure the door behind them was locked.

"Why did you almost kill Ted?!-" Ashley yelled, her voice cutting through the air like a knife, the tension rising instantly.

Michael groaned and ran his hand through his hair as he looked at her, taking her arm. "We need to talk, alone." He glanced back over at Toby before walking with Ashley into her bedroom.