depression is kicking my ass lately ngl
Yang: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Salem: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Yang: Not when you’re playing with Blake, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
@sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith
Salem: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.
Yang: Salem, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.
@sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith
WTF was that episode ( kings tide )
10/10
IF IT WASNT 2AM I WOULD BE SCREAMING
This took way longer than I wanted it to but here's some angsty au stuff
one of my fav little lore snippets < 3
Yang: Do you want to know your gay name?
Salem: My... my gay name?
Yang: Yeah, it's your first name-
Salem: Haha. Very funny Yang-
Yang: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Salem: Oh- oh my god.
@sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith
suddenly everyone is hopping on disney’s dick after the launch of disney+. humans as a society need to learn the ultimate truth, piracy.
Don’t worry guys, Hunter just needed a break, he came back after a few breathing exercises and was supplied with a new shirt, a weighted blanket, and some hot chocolate. Everything’s fine. I’m fine.
(do not tag as ship please and thank u)
Salem: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.
Yang: Salem, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.
@sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith
Yang: The stars are so beautiful...
Winter: They're just giant balls of gas.
Yang: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Winter: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Yang: Oh...
Marinette, entering the room: *Sees Kagami and leaves*
Kagami, watching Marinette leave: There’s my monthly dose of Marinette …
Affirmation for writers, please!!
Likes do nothing!!
*2000 years after Ozma’s defeat*
Yang: Hey, honey?
Salem: Yes dear?
Yang: Do you want to have a kid?
Salem, coughing up coffee: Are you serious?
Yang: 100%!
If anyone is wondering why I ship this, read this fanfic https://archiveofourown.org/works/20353327/chapters/48262228 by Flamesong on Ao3
P.s. I have an ox based on it if anyone wants to ask questions.
Winter, at Yang's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Winter, leaning over Yang′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Yang: Yeah, no shit.
Marinette : The stars are so beautiful...
Kagami: They're just giant balls of gas.
Marinette : You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Kagami: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Marinette : Oh...
Kidnapper: We have your child
Kagami: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Kagami: Oh god, you have Marinette
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
pls 😍
The Emo House
Kagami : I’m in love with you.
Marinette : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Kagami : I know.
Marinette : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Kagami: Do you want to know your gay name?
Marinette: My... my gay name?
Kagami: Yeah, it's your first name-
Marinette: Haha. Very funny Kagami-
Kagami: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Marinette: Oh- oh my god.
Winter: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Yang: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Winter: But you’re always acting stupid?
Yang: ...
Yang: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
*Marinette is crying after a breakup*
Kagami: There there, Marinette.
Marinette, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Kagami: Great question—
Marinette: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Kagami: That's great, Marinette. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Marinette: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Kagami: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Marinette: I said within reason, Kagami. How about I murder that guy?
Kagami: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Marinette: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Marinette: You remind me of the ocean.
Kagami: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Marinette: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.
It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.
I would put this shit on in a heartbeat
celestial nighthawk ornament that will never be real
I just watched Encanto and made this 😊