i just imagine him taking a nice long sniff of the fresh bread 😭😭
- tried to talk to a seagull in the car park
- gets cold in the milk isle and starts comically shivering like fucking daffy duck
- picks up one of the fish at the fish stall thing and puts it in pocket because free will ig
- everyone gave him weird looks and he didnt understand why (poor baby)
- doesnt understand the concept of money and is bewildered by the self check-outs. "how do they know what you bought?? 😨"
- notices a kid in a trolley staring at him while doc is looking for something and he stares back just as hard
- asks doc sooo many questions like "why is there so many different foods?" "why do people need all of this?" "whats a sausage?"
- fucking loves the bread isle mm so warm
- he points at a random person and asks doc "whos that?" because he thinks, as a fellow human, they would know each other
- gets distracted and walks off by himself and doc panics trying to find him then he feels their worry and teleports right in front of them and scares the ever loving shit out of them and they obviously get mad cuz he can’t do that in public 😖
- stole multiple items and doc was too tired to care (also they make more than enough money, they‘ll be fine)
- at the self check-out an employee comes over cuz the machines always fucked and theyre visibly uncomfortable about hush‘s appearance and the smell of fish coming from his pocket
food for thought?
the whole redacted universe is a big "Barbie" game by caelum and echo with the characters as dolls
the imperium is just echo playing alone, prime is both of them playing together
any relationship that exists in both prime and imperium is echo's doing (that includes the ones that are romantic in one and isn't in the other)
any relationship the exits only in prime is caelums doing
so yes dear
while Asher and baabe love life is made by caelum,their meeting was planned by echo so is Vincent and lovely
caelum has no hand in Milo and sweetheart's lives,that is echo's doing ,so is freelance and vin Gavin
darlin asking for help from their pack was stopped by caelum,who gave them sam instead,when caelum wasn't there,darlin was dead,along with David
Damien and Huxley are made by echo,he just had to soften it up for caelum,he also had to keep angel alive and away from Damien
LMAOO YEAH BUT ITS OK “WHOOG” WAS FUNNY SO I LET IT SLIDE
hi, i’m wuegh 😧🤯
(pronounced “wuh-hhck”)
(easier alternative is “wug”)
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im a small artist with even smaller dreams, drawing my silly little art and dumping it somewhere 🤭 but i mostly spend time looking at other peoples work, crying about them, and suffering through artblock.
i plan to use #wueghworks to have a spot for all my drawings if that tickles your fancy (if i ever draw 💀💀)
this blog is SFW!! 🙏
currently this blog is just for me to be silly and whimsical so don’t think about it too much. okay? okay. ☝️🤓
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i don’t know where else to put this but sometimes i wonder if milo’s dad ever sobered up and just stares at old pictures of him, milo, and marie as a family and just regrets neglecting them (if there was even a moment where they were together happily)
OHHHH MY GOFD IMS GINANSS EORSAAAAAFSJAA
Gavin ^u^
chat i’m fighting back tears
"Yuu?"
"Is this a joke?"
"Yuu repy back"
"Reply*"
"Yuu, this isn't funny"
"Reply back or I'm coming straight to ramshackle"
06 : 49 undelivered
"Yuu where are you"
"Yuu reply back"
"Please"
07 : 09 undelivered
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why must you wound me so
I headcannon that the damn group has a running gag where in the rare instances Gavin isn't being intensely inappropriate they pretend to be mad at him for supposedly hitting on them.
Gavin: hey lasko how was your day?
Lasko: oh my god, for the last time- STOP hitting on me😒
Gavin: Hux, you up for a round of mairo kart?
Huxley: that's like... not cool, dude. my boyfriend is literally sitting right there.🙁
Gavin: the new place looks spectacular! You and lasko did a great job decorating!
Dear: ........*sigh* what would freelancer think if they knew the type of stuff you say to your 'friends' when they're not around???🤨🤨
Here’s some RARE pairs for you… you know I think to myself “are my rare pairs rare enough?”
Lasko and Asset- I really liked the nervous man and adroit trope (now without the borderline assault and brainwashing!)
Sam and Anton- these two just would be nice together I would think
Asher and James- I don’t really have a reason for this just kinda, yeah I feel like they’d work somehow…
Caller (Azmidi) and Guy- prank calls on each other but Guys’ are like “is your refrigerator running?” And Caller’s is like “hey so you’re going to die in an hour”
Milo and Dear- hi best dressed couple in any room any where any time
Sweetheart and Porter- hi best dressed couple in any room any where any time
GIGGLES THESE ARE SO CUTE WHAG THE FLIP
the cutest of patooties
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bastard warrior ep. 10 || bastard vs zombies ep. 6
me when im in a "person a not remembering the version of person b that they love" competition but faith and albus show up. plain version below the cut :3
kerano in her powder/jinx moment
IN HONOR OF THAT SCRUMPTIOUS NEW VIDEO I DREW ASSET 🤭🤭
clearer version under the cut 🤞