To 🙌 The 🤔 Dark 🌌🔫 Lord 🙏 I 👁👁 Know 🎓😮 I💰 Will Be 🙋🐝 Dead 💀 Long

okay so i decided that instead of actually doing my homework i was going to make this and i am honestly very proud of myself on how good it looks (though it is a bit big) im just proud i did this without quitting so yay 🎉

Hello, more crack from the Modern Epic Au because I lack self control. It's based on these two videos simultaneously. Luke is currently possessed and chained to the bed.

Nico: *Holding A Bible And Rosary*

Nico: ...Kronos?

Luke(Possessed by Kronos): Yes?

Malcolm: ...*Reaches For His Pistol*

Annabeth: *Slaps him Before He Can Grab It*

Nico: *Swallows* Kronos...I say unto thee—

Chris: *Realizing Where This Is Going*

Chris: ...Ain't no fucking way—

Nico: —the power of christ...Compels you!

Luke(Kronos): *Speechless*

Everyone In The Room (Except Percy he's in on it): *Speechless*

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Gods Watching In Olympus: *Speechless*

Hades: Hold on, let him cook!

Zeus: Let him cook!?

M.E Hermes: *Already Mourning His Son*

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Percy: *Holding Holy Water* I'm sorry, Does anyone else have a better idea!? No? Alright then!

Nico: The power of christ...compels you!

Luke(Kronos): Does it? Does it boy?

Nico: *Angrier* The power of christ compels you!

Luke(Kronos): ...Wait why is that—

Nico: *More Confident* The power of CHRIST compels you!

Luke(Kronos): *Thrashing* Stop it...!

Nico: *Gestures to Percy* The power of christ COMPELS you!

Percy: *Splashes Him With Holy Water*

Luke(Kronos): *Violent Hisses*

Nico: The power of CHRIST compels you!

Percy: *Splashes Again*

Luke(Kronos): *Violent Screaming*

Luke: Holy shit!?

Annabeth: Luke!?

Chris: ...AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY—!?

Luke: Don't stop! It's working, keep going!

Luke(Kronos): ENOUGH!

Nico & Percy: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Percy: *Splashes*

Luke(Kronos): AHHHHH!

Nico & Percy: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOOOOU!

they’re a ten but no matter what song you play they start crying over how it relates to these random dead gay wizards from the 70s

The Moon

Reblog to give Regulus Black a hug.

(all hugs collected will be given to Regulus by James)

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.