The Mandalorian: Who Are you?
Geralt: I'm you, but I can say "fuck"
gideon: i have made the perfect profiler
hotch: you screwed up a perfectly good child prodigy is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety
Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.
Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.
Thinking about the implication that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.
Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.
…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.
Pre-Serum Steve:
Post-Serum Steve:
They’re even dressed the same!
Jaskier and Geralt in The Witcher Season 2 Official Trailer
"why are they called the kaer morons 🙄 they're not that dumb actually" bc the second those three come into the keep for the winter they cast their brain cells aside and latch on to vesemir's. next question
I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
"you read a lot, right?"
"yes!"
"what are some books you've read recently?"
"uhh i don't remember"
Pairing: Gibbs x Reader
Warnings: not really…head smacking.
A/N - thanks to the lovely @aoniegherane2020 for beta reading for me. This is my first time writing for NCIS though I love the show. Let me know how I did.
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“Tony, just stop,” you pleaded with your friend and co-worker. Your head rested in your hands as you rubbed your temples with your thumbs.
“Come on, Y/N,” Tony prodded from where he was perched on the edge of your desk. “Just one date. You and John would be perfect together.“
You leaned back in your seat, arms crossed over your chest. This had been going on for the last month. “Tony, I do not need your help finding a date. I only agreed to the last two because you wouldn’t leave me alone about it. If I recall correctly, you said they were perfect for me as well.”
He cleared his throat, his gaze darting down then back to you. “They were.”
You arched a brow. “I’m actually concerned about what that means you think about me, DiNozzo. Richard was an ass–”
“He couldn’t have been that bad.”
“He hit on the waitress while I was in the restroom and slipped her his phone number. She told me before we left.”
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this describes all of their personalities (1x01)
derek: athleticism without thinking about it
spencer: yes, he is an adult but also spins absentmindedly in a spinny chair bc spinny chair (also how tf is he able to sit like that)
hotch: trying to figure out when he became the dad of two teenage men
gideon: “someone put me out of my misery”
This is the original concept art for Bucky’s “pretend” Winter Soldier look in Madripoor (note the short hair). This is what we could’ve had. The eye makeup! THE MASK!!! We were robbed!
At least we still got a very good chest harness though. It’s fine, I’m fine. I’ll take the scraps I’m given, beggars can’t be choosers and all that, but could you imagine if Zemo had dressed him up in THIS?? I would’ve died on the spot.