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Me, donning my shield of faith, breastplate of righteousness, and sword of the Spirit: ah lads, here we go again

My sister: why are you so Bedecked™️ we're literally going to school

Me, putting on my helmet of salvation: BECAUSE

Sister: it keeps going

Me, almost falling over, tugging on the boots of peace: IM GONNA NEED THESE IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HOOLIGANS

Jod na nawood: I lived in a hole in the ground when she (a jedi) found me!!!!

Me: 🤨 in a hole in the ground??? There lived a hobbit????

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FRICK I haven't had breakfast and want some GRITS and I'm writing so my CHARACTERS are going to eat some GRITS because I SAY SO and because I'm HUNGRY but my characters' culture doesn't ADD UP with GRITS but they're EATING IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IM HUNGRY

Me reading the book of Matthew and Jesus's parables: dang. Bro is dropping straight BARS.

Like at the end of Matthew 17, J-man and His bros (Jesus and His disciples) go to the temple in Capernaum, and the guard dudes are like, "yo, yall gotta pay the Temple Tax™️"

And Peter is like, "My lord, is it right to pay the temple tax?"

And Jesus basically goes, "Does the king take taxes from his children?"

Peter: "uhhhhhhhh no"

Jesus: "then the children are exempt for the tax. However, these guys will throw a hissy fit if we don't pay, so go catch a fish, and in its mouth you'll find some coins to pay it with"

(Matthew 17:24-27, NIV)

Like bro??? Again, he is just slaying in everything he's in!!! My Lord is an icon!!!! Literally!!!! Praise be to him cause NOBODY else can be such an icon!!!

Hey don't cry. Cut up 4 tomatoes and mix with fresh basil, 4 cloves of garlic, salt&pepper to taste, and a half cup of olive oil in a pan. Nestle 2 blocks of feta in the middle and drizzle olive oil and basil over it. Bake at 350 for 40 minutes or cheese is toasted at edges. Season chicken fillets with garlic salt, seasoned salt, and ground black pepper and pan fry. Boil pasta of your choice. Smush tomatoes and feta for your sauce. Dont worry, its yummier than tears.

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My fanfic about a guinea pig and Lord Celebrimbor of Eregion:

And here are a few memes for it:

Hey, you know that movie "Gunpowder Milkshake" on Netflix? Tell me why it's was so kidnap-dads coded. Like:

- new parental figure killed/disposed of the child(ren)'s parental figure(s) (third kinslaying/ Sam kills Emily's dad)

- child(ren) goes through terrifying circumstances with new parental figure (hanging out with fëanorians, watching Sirion burn, etc.../ seeing her dad's corpse, helping kill people, being kidnapped)

- child(ren) dislikes new parental figure after a Situation, only to forgive the new parental figure later (E&E definitely hate M&M after Third Kinslaying/ Emily learns that Sam killed her dad and did not like that)

- end of generational trauma (M&M try to be good parents in a war zone [not saying Fëanor and Nerdanel were bad parents]/ Sam helps create a loving, safe environment for Emily so that she won't have to kill people)

- child(ren) is kidnapped no less than one time (self-explanatory)