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Those who have seen them mentioned the same thing about the unidentified man: He has striking, platinum blonde hair.

sketch for  @waywardpandacupcake

A harry/draco xmas weasley sweater scene.

I found it very hard to picture how these two would interact for a bit, given how I def. do not ship them as their relationship is so very antagonistic. 

But then I thought about sarcastic draco- and how in the world he’d interact with Weasleys, let alone, wear their sweaters. :P So, I picture this scene where they are going to the burrow, and Draco’s dreading it on an existential level, but they are basically Harry’s family- and Mrs Weasley is so kind she even made a welcoming xmas sweater.

“Are you ready to go yet?”

“Yeah, but you aren’t- you need to put your sweater on.”

“Under no circumstance am I going to put on that silly sweater.”

2 minutes later

“I can’t believe I’m wearing this.

sketch for  @waywardpandacupcake

A harry/draco xmas weasley sweater scene.

I found it very hard to picture how these two would interact for a bit, given how I def. do not ship them as their relationship is so very antagonistic. 

But then I thought about sarcastic draco- and how in the world he’d interact with Weasleys, let alone, wear their sweaters. :P So, I picture this scene where they are going to the burrow, and Draco’s dreading it on an existential level, but they are basically Harry’s family- and Mrs Weasley is so kind she even made a welcoming xmas sweater.

“Are you ready to go yet?”

“Yeah, but you aren’t- you need to put your sweater on.”

“Under no circumstance am I going to put on that silly sweater.”

2 minutes later

“I can’t believe I’m wearing this.

Time traveling Draco who was thrown into the past and trying not to mess anything up

Source Materials

Peter shows up for his internship juggling way too much (literally) and stressed out. Tony has some good advice, some good instincts, and a good scare. This one is mostly just fluff, guys. Relationship-building and pseudo father-son-ing all over the place.

This story uses Irondad fic idea #50 from @idk-bruh-20, and Irondad Prompt #158 and #161 from @irondadmadlads ! Whenever I have some serious writer's block, those two are definitely go-to sources to jumpstart my story mode, and I appreciate them!

Was scrolling through tik tok and found this... this just makes me sad. I love tony & peter's father-son mentor-mentee relationship so much! Wish we got to see more of the time spent between hoco and infinity war and how tony handled his grief in endgame.

+bonus

#same #crying over these geniuses

It’s Good To Be Back

by rebelmeg

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Pepper Potts & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Pepper Potts Additional Tags: Post-Avengers: Endgame (Movie), Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Tony Stark Lives, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Precious Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Family Fluff, happy tears, in this house we take Endgame apart and only keep the bits we like, and toss the rest right out the window Summary:

After the Snap and everyone comes back, Peter visits Tony in the hospital and meets someone he didn’t expect.

(UM, CUTEST GIF EVER COURTESY OF SREPPUB!)

For my @tonystarkbingo adopted prompt “Next Generation”

Tony & Peter

Spider Bot #5 Backup

Everyday is bring your spiderbaby to work day 🥹

Tony here called Peter to tell him that "Great things are about to happen". But then he heard the ferry and was like, what is happening.

And my theory is that Tony was gonna tell Peter to move upstate with him and give him the new suit, maybe tell him about his room in the compound. I mean Tony wouldn't sell the tower and move upstate and leave Peter there.

Hes an acquired exotic pet

my old steter edits 1/7

For day 7 of @steterweek.

Fic: You Had Me at Canapés by LadyArinn Words: 47,119

fonts title: Dancing Script author name: PT Sans body: Alegreya

bookcloth: colibri velvet rose • endpapers

For day 5 of @steterweek.

Fic: Baby Whisperer by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (cc: @twothumbsandnostakeincanon) Words: 26,547

fonts title: Carlo Melow author name: Carlo Melow Sans body: Crimson Text

bookcloth (duo purple) • endpapers

For day 6 of @steterweek.

Fic: Mask of Many Faces by LuckyBishop (cc: @lucky-bishop) Words: 22,806

fonts title: Desire Pro body: Alegreya

bookcloth • endpapers

For day 3 of @steterweek.

Fic: Tribute by DarkIsRising (cc: @darkisrising) Words: 31,957

fonts title: RElapse Regular body: Crimson Text

bookcloth (evening red) • endpapers

For Steter Bang 2023 (cc: @steter-bang)

Fic: Peter & the Sunflower by sapphireginger (cc: @sapphireginger) Words: 11,271

fonts title: Brown Sunflower Serif author name: Brown Sunflower Sans body: Baskerville

bookcloth: duo scotch • endpapers

"Stiles" Peter said without looking up from the book. "Yeah?" said boy absently. "It's rude to stare, sweetheart. Shouldn't you be taking notes by any chance?" said werewolf with a smirk. And Stiles really should be taking those notes. Those very important notes. You know, for the pack? yeah. But he got distracted. Again. And who could blame him, really?

Sometimes I check out the bookmarks for my Harry Potter fanfic.

They never ever disappoint!

Hello! I'm getting back into fandom after many years and was hoping you could recommend the best (or most popular) drarry fics to come out in the last 5 years?? The longer the better! I'm having such a blast re-reading old favs and would love more to read! Thank you so much!

I was also away from the fandom the past three years, we share the feeling! I'll go for +100k and skip super well known examples (e.g., Grounds for Divorce)

Alucinatio by alexmeg (127k)

"It's... it's not good," Harry tells them lowly. "They've given him a month's time, only." There is so much he needs to explain, but his head is foggy and exhausted and he can't think properly, can't think of how to relay all that he's learned. "Have you heard of Alucinatio?" is what he starts with. "The Daydream potion," Hermione says. "The person who intakes it experiences very vivid and realistic daydreams of all they could ever want, but is essentially in a severely catatonic state out in the external world, incapable of any basic functions." Harry nods. "Somebody's given it to Malfoy." He remembers the tattered remains of a black coak wrapped around Malfoy. "I think it might have been Professor Snape." They take a minute to process that. "And... the cure?" Ron asks. "Tears of anyone the experiencer craves love of," Hermione answers.

I Do Not Love You by Writ_and_romance (228k)

In 2013, a carefully-designed Obliviation leaves Harry reconfiguring his life and identity without any memories of true love; an act that’s essentially erased Draco Malfoy from his mind despite a wedding band and shared home. In 2000, Draco had expected Pansy’s relationship with Luna to bring the Gryffindors a bit closer to his orbit of quiet, carefully pacifistic existence, but he never expected to navigate such a transparent embrace into a unit of family, friendship, and love. A mystery, two love stories, and a reminder that learning to love never has an end date.

Nor All That Glisters by @sweet-s0rr0w (110k)

Lonely and frustrated on house arrest, with no prospects for the future, Draco begins brewing Felix Felicis in an attempt to improve his lot. Just in the short term, of course. He isn’t a total idiot.

But before long he finds himself with a thriving business, a nice flat, some actual (albeit irritatingly Gryffindor) friends, and a very satisfying sex life. What’s more, no-one is hexing him in the street. And Harry Potter is single, and gorgeous, and giving Draco decidedly interested looks.

Stop taking the Felix? You must be joking…

Soup-pocalypse and The Great Curry Cataclysm by @norelationtoatticus (104k)

Eleven years after the war, Draco Malfoy leads a quiet, boring, and perfectly respectable life, thanks very much. Or, at least he does, until a sudden and very unexpected veela awakening causes him to throw soup all over Harry Potter in the middle of the Ministry cafeteria.

Every Hour Has Led to This by @sassy-cissa​ (105k)

Banned from the wizarding world and sentenced to live as a Muggle for ten years, Draco Malfoy finds his world turned upside down. Navigating the Muggle world becomes easier thanks to help from some unexpected strangers who become family. But when his mother insists Draco fulfil an agreement set when he was a child, he finds himself married and a father. Then a divorced single father. After the war Harry Potter found himself without purpose, until an unexpected offer changed his life. Playboy, Quidditch star, war hero – Harry seems to have it all, until a Quidditch accident ends his career. Lost and without purpose, Harry’s life is lonely until a surprising event brings him to Draco’s door…literally. Running parallel lives for nearly 10 years, when they reconnect both Draco and Harry find the passion for life that had been missing. A story of love and loss and how the best things in life happen in their own time

Pages of You by @wolfpants (101k)

Summer, 1980. Harry is floating between university and becoming a Real Certified Adult. He's not ready. He really isn't.

In a desperate attempt to have the Best Last Summer ever, he takes a casual job at his godfather's bookshop in London, starts an illicit pen pal affair with a wordy posh boy that he's catching feelings for, all while dealing with the son of Sirius's business rival, one Draco Malfoy, insufferable know-it-all extraordinaire.

A story about trying to figure out who you are, where you're going in life, and who you want to take along with you.

Notes on a resurrection by newleaves (126k)

It was never Draco’s intention to raise Sirius Black from the dead.

The Liars Department by @dorthyanndrarry (103k)

This is a story about Harry meeting up with Draco Malfoy four years after the war. And a story about Harry, well, not hating his job per say, but it's not like he has much to compare it to and it seemed fine. His whole life seemed fine. Then Malfoy came along with and his flashy suits and fast car making everything seem dull in comparison, and Harry... Harry couldn't just leave well enough alone.

Turning Leaves by @kbrick (112k)

Draco and Harry have a one-night stand that ends in disaster after Harry tells Draco he's unable to move beyond their poisonous past. So when Draco finds an unusual Time-Turner in the Department of Mysteries, he seizes the opportunity to start fresh with Harry. Only instead of fixing things, he keeps making them worse.

Bolts by @lqtraintracks (114k)

Harry joins the Hogwarts staff as the new History of Magic Professor, while Draco has already been teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts for the past year. When Samantha, a first year, is being bullied one day and throws a made-up Truth curse at her harasser, only to accidentally hit Harry instead, Harry becomes cursed to tell the truth, and not only that, he has to regularly tell it to Draco Malfoy. Samantha is clearly gifted, maybe the most powerful witch or wizard to ever come through Hogwarts, and yet she has no idea how to take the curse off. As they work to remove it—and also teach Samantha how to control a power that's becoming more dangerous by the day—will Harry's truths become too much to handle? And will whatever’s going on with Draco just make everything exponentially worse?

Freedom to be by @quicksilvermaid (169k)

Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived. 12 years after the war, he's become the Boy Who Lived For Everyone Else. He has the perfect wife. The perfect house. The perfect job. The perfect friends. Only nothing feels perfect. Until one day he stumbles across a club called Release and begins a journey of self-discovery that takes him to a very different place.

By the Grace by @letteredlettered (139k)

Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.

Two to Shore by Lamplighter (204k)

Harry and Draco meet in Madam Malkin’s and instantly take a liking to each other. Just kidding. They don’t, but Harry does get sorted into Slytherin, and they do become extremely good friends.

Way Down We Go by @xiaq (109k)

The war was over. Or at least that’s what the papers said. They’d been saying it, for months, as if people needed reminding. Maybe they did.

In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town. It's super.

Nyctophilia by prolonged_autumn (107k)

Everyone's back for 8th year, and Harry and his friends seem determined to spend their last year in school running around at night, hyped up on coffee and alcohol and Honeydukes candy, doing all the childish things they didn't have the chance to do before. Draco watches as he's always watched: from afar, quiet and bitter and hopelessly in love. That is, until Pansy decides she's had quite enough of it.

Make Yourself by @anyaelizabethfic (103k)

Harry just wants to be safe within the freshly painted walls of Grimmauld Place, with his friends around him. But when he hears Draco Malfoy has been spotted at the local soup kitchen, he can’t help but encourage a different type of stray to come under his roof.

Kept Man by @drarry (147k)

A downtrodden Harry Potter in a serious dry spell is looking to be a kept man, and a lonely Draco Malfoy responds to his anonymous ad. A perfect storm of lust, scandal, and maybe even love. A Daddy Kink Magnum Opus.

The Ordeal of Being Known by @lou-isfake (146k)

When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there’s unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It’s obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco’s never been able to back down from a challenge… especially from Potter.

Harry Potter and the Welcome to the World of Grey by @sobsicles (456k)

When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn’t as black and white as it seems. Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Pureblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options. Harry’s life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment. ~~~ Or, the one where Harry’s life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.

The Secret Keeper by @the-fools-errand (225k)

On Halloween 1981, Albus Dumbledore made a decision that would change the course of history, concealing Harry Potter’s survival at the hands of Lord Voldemort underneath a Fidelius Charm. But when Harry comes of age in the Muggle world, Dumbledore realises too late that the fate of the world may depend on a boy who has never held a wand. An unlikely team assembles to teach him everything he needs to know before the charm runs out, but only one of them knows the truth behind the Dark Lord’s return to power. If it were anyone else, Draco would have no problem turning them over to the Death Eaters, but there’s something about this certain bespectacled idiot that has him questioning everything he’s ever known. Will Draco seal the fate of the wizarding world by uncovering the Chosen One or will Harry save Draco from a fate of his own?

Dwelling on Dreams by @the-sinking-ship (135k)

Draco thought he could avoid Potter for the duration of his brief return to England. He’d stick to his schedule and be back home in Paris, where he belonged, in a few short months. No trouble at all. He had plenty to occupy him, what with the opening of the London branch of his successful apothecary, his innovative research, drinks with Pansy, a backlog of unread potions periodicals. Except Head Auror Potter is everywhere — in Draco's chair, at his door, in his dreams. All six feet of motorbike-riding, combat-boot-wearing, sex-hair-sporting Saviour of the World packed into one unfairly fetching uniform. Potter won’t leave Draco the bloody hell alone, won’t let him breathe, let him forget, let him sleep. Because no matter how fast Draco Malfoy runs, Harry Potter is always hot on his heels.

A Sword Laid Aside by @korlaena (128k)

When Draco’s cover is blown during a deep undercover operation and the Ministry is compromised, Ron takes Draco to the only safe place he can think of—Potter. Hiding out with a taciturn Harry Potter, who has been missing from the Wizarding World for almost two decades after a shocking fall from grace, is nothing like Draco thought it would be. Draco has to navigate dealing with this Potter while being hunted by Dark wizards and wanted by extremists in the Ministry. When things take a turn for the worse, Draco has to decide whether he's going to keep running or find a way to protect the world and the people he cares about most.

Changing Tides by @carpemermaidtales (109k)

Draco has spent half of his life spouting the things his father has taught him without much thought about how he feels about what he says. When he unexpectedly comes face to face with the Dark Lord, he grapples with the harsh realities of the world and struggles with his changing views on life. Instead of doing what’s expected of him fifth year, he joins Dumbledore’s Army and learns how to defend himself, how to make his own choices, and how he can be something greater than his father’s example as he grows into his own man rather than his father’s shadow. The choices he makes change both his and Harry’s fates, intertwining their paths until they converge.

Taking Chances by @gracerene (135k)

After the war, Draco disappeared and started over in America, vowing never to return to Great Britain and the fraught past he left behind. Unfortunately, when his mates convince him to sign up for an exchange programme for the last year of their Auror Training, Draco learns that he doesn’t have much of a choice in the matter.

Graceless Heart by @orange-peony​ (132k)

Harry is lost and broken after the war. He has gone to countless funerals, broken up with Ginny, moved back into Grimmauld Place—which feels darker and dirtier than ever before despite how much he tries to fix it. He feels lonely and desperate, but he won’t ask for help, and he still can’t cry.

When he agreed to help the Aurors at Malfoy Manor over the summer, he thought that he would be breaking dark curses. Harry never thought that he would actually spend his days sorting out dusty books with Draco Malfoy, or teaching him how to cook.

Little by little, as they begin to navigate their life post-war, Harry and Draco become intimate…in more ways than Harry could have ever expected.

Brave Though The Stars They Make Me by @dwell-the-brave (108k)

After the events at the end of his Sixth Year, Draco Malfoy has been kept all but prisoner in his childhood home, Malfoy Manor. Alone, terrified, and desperate for some way out, he begins to have strange dreams - dreams of Harry Potter. Are they a trick of his mind? Or are they a way to change his fate, and a chance at redemption?

Always Already by @aibidil (170k)

Harry and Draco are perfectly fine, separately minding their business in 2004, when the Unspeakables conscript them into service... in the First War against Voldemort.

Come for mutual pining and forced proximity in a 1980 hotel room, stay for young Sirius and philosophising about immortality and wormholes. And an eighties cowboy soap opera.

He Comes Like a Thunderstorm by @korlaena (140k)

Draco is doing his best to balance the life he wants to live and the life he’s forced to live. He’s nearing the tail-end of a long, post-war probation when Harry Potter crashes back into his life with all the grace of a charging Erumpent, breaking through his carefully constructed rules and routine. Caught up in a whirlwind of sex and lust, Potter unwittingly shows Draco that his life as an Incubus doesn’t have to be as lonely and unfulfilling as he thought, but how long can it last?

Close Behind by @oflights (134k)

To rescue Draco from the Underworld, Harry has to look forward. Unfortunately, Draco has to look back

where all the veins meet by @saxamophone (146k)

It's the summer of 1998. The battle is over, and Voldemort is dead, but Harry still has more questions than answers. Who is he without a piece of Voldemort's soul in his head? What is he supposed to do now? His friends try to help, but the only thing that can hold his attention—one of the only things that ever has—is Draco Malfoy, out on parole and weirdly hanging around the British Museum. As they keep running into each other, Harry sees that Malfoy is different, and he wonders if he can be someone else, too. Featuring rumpled band shirts, poker games everyone hates, fumbling sex, and a Harry going a little mental over how wands even work.

For day 5 of @steterweek.

Fic: Baby Whisperer by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (cc: @twothumbsandnostakeincanon) Words: 26,547

fonts title: Carlo Melow author name: Carlo Melow Sans body: Crimson Text

bookcloth (duo purple) • endpapers

Summary:

Separated from their company in Mirkwood and barely surviving an attack, Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield find their hopes of finishing their quest cut short. In the meantime, Fili has to deal with the absence of his uncle, the hostility of Mirkwood, and the sudden and largely unwelcome responsibilities. How will a princeling fueled by nothing more than quickly faltering bravado manage without the much-needed support, and what do a King under the Mountain without the Mountain and a hobbit out of his hole and out of his depth have to offer to each other, really?

This is seriously such an amazing fic. Amazing character developement and slow building relationship *shivers*

Hobbit Fic Rec List

Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies AU

Hey you lovely people! The second installment to some amazing Bagginshield fics that everybody should read, let us dive back into the terrains of Middle Earth and enjoy some Fluff, angst and humour!

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Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme by frumpkinisfae            

The battle is won, but the story isn’t over. The rightful King Under the Mountain still recovers. Dwarves, Men, and Elves are still mending and straining old and new truces. The Erebor and Dale need to be rebuilt. As you can see, there’s oh so much to do.And Bilbo? Well, Bilbo is well and truly tired of big folks’ nonsense. It’s time for reconciliation and moving onward. In fact, when Bilbo thinks about it he may not even be thinking about politics anymore. It’s time to gather up his strength and to gather up his dwarves. Not just for himself, but the little surprise he picked up along the way.Well, this is just the start of a few more adventures

WIP, and a pretty good fun ride.

it’s all good by vtforpedro           

In which Bilbo and Thorin are tasked with finding two lost hobbits on the road to Michel Delving and reminisce about their own journey, which isn’t quite so painful anymore.

A really cute slice of life. 

The Bagginses of Bag End by darth_stitch 

The Bagginses of Bag End have always had a reputation for oddness, ever since Mr. Bilbo Baggins ran off into the Wild with thirteen Dwarves and a Wizard.

Mr. Bilbo did return to Bag End eventually, though he was much changed.  

And later on, three Dwarves, who didn’t arrive all at the same time, eventually made their home at Bag End with Mr. Bilbo.  And much later on, little Frodo Baggins would complete their family.  

They were always an odd little family but life went on peacefully in the Shire, until Gandalf the Grey came and brought trouble as usual.

love is blindness  by unpeumacabre               

There was a click as Bilbo thrust open his door and glared out on Dwalin’s grave face. “Did Thorin send you?” demanded Bilbo, too incensed to care about propriety. “He wants to see you,” rumbled Dwalin. “He’s sorry.” “I like that!” shouted Bilbo. “Oh, I like that, very much! Well, you can tell the king, he can bloody well come and tell me himself, if he can find the time out of his busy schedule, and if it so pleases him!” and he slammed the door in Dwalin’s face. * Things have changed ever since Thorin’s gold-sickness, and Bilbo no longer knows what to think of his relationship with Thorin. When he becomes the object of affections from a new dwarf friend of his, Thorin’s seemingly-easy acceptance of their relationship both infuriates and confuses him. or, the one where Bilbo is courted, and Thorin doesn’t want to interfere, bc he is NOT a dark fuck prince, and he wants Bilbo to be happy most of all.

Letters to Erebor by serenbach        

After the Battle of Five Armies and Bilbo’s return to the Shire, many letters are sent to (and from) Erebor.

For the love_bingo prompt ‘lots of love.’

Just these two idiots being the two idiots they are…

Stretched Out On Your Grave, I’ll Lie Here Forever by celedan

Thorin disappeared after the Battle of the Five Armies, in all likeliness dead. And so, since Bilbo is his husband, he becomes King Under the Mountain. How is he, a simple Hobbit from the Shire who just has his heart broken into a thousand pieces by grief supposed to rule over the grandest Dwarven kingdom in Middle Earth all on his own?!

Something to Start With by MulaSaWala, storyforsomeone

“What is that?” Thorin follows his gaze. “Oh, that. During the fight with Azog he stabbed me through the foot from beneath the ice.” “He did what?!” Bilbo near yelps, and sure enough, now that he looks closer he can see where Azog’s blade must have pierced the top of the boot. Valar above, it had cleaved straight through. “Thorin, why in Eru’s name hasn’t this been looked at?” Thorin stares at him like he had forgotten Bilbo was an idiot. “I expect Óin had more pressing matters to attend to. Like, I suppose, the mortal stab wound in my chest.” _Or, where some things get lost in translation, courting mishaps have the whole kingdom losing their minds, and simple acts of kindness and love can go a long way.

Pining, misunderstanding, bets, humour and cultural differences. Need I say more?

A Passion For Mushrooms  by Chrononautical      

There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

An Unexpected Addition  by karategal        

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn’t quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company.

i wouldn’t have danced like that with any but you by Percyjacksonfan3               

Thorin has survived the Battle of the Five Armies but his relationship with Bilbo is uncertain and precarious, especially in the newly reclaimed kingdom of Erebor. With Kíli set to marry Tauriel, and the Dwarves of Erebor still holding prejudice against outside races, Thorin must choose between his nephew’s happiness or his own.

Though he believes sending Bilbo back to the Shire is for the good of everyone, he and the rest of Erebor are thrown into turmoil when 5 years later his nephews secretly plot to bring Bilbo back. Coming face-to-face with Bilbo again makes it impossible for Thorin to stay apart from him any longer- but is Bilbo still willing to be with Thorin once more after he broke both of their hearts?

Look, if you like angst and pining as much as I do, you have to read this story. it’s freaking awesome!!

For Cook and Cutlery by CoffioCake for Cephalopodqueen                

When Bilbo mentions missing his family’s collection of spoons, Thorin decides to fabricate a new set himself, even though he’s already busy rebuilding his kingdom: welcoming his people, placating former enemies, and keeping his advisors from marrying him off to the next-most politically advantageous partner…

Life would be infinitely simpler if Thorin could just focus on convincing Bilbo to stay. Meanwhile, Bilbo might actually get over his attraction to Thorin if he could just return to the Shire…

Every cloud has an inky lining by Kytanna for birdkeeperklink (speculating)

“I don’t know why I let you convince me to do this!” Bilbo wailed at Dwalin as the dwarrowdam above him stabbed his skin over and over again, carefully dripping the needle on the ink in between a few stabbings.

“Cause ye love Thorin, maybe? Also, I’ll have ye know my ideas are the best. Wasn’t it for it you would be still freeting about gifts and whatnots. Yer just a little wimpy…” Dwalin mumbled the last part as he grimaced, trying to counteract Bilbo’s accusations but he wasn’t fooled, as from where he was lying, the fool of a dwarf was more than a little sweaty trying to pry his white hand from Bilbo’s bruising grip.

 Or, Bilbo gets a tattoo for Thorin on the advice of Dwalin, despite his better judgment and extreme dislike of tattoos.

Roses of Iron by Porphyrios                

Two years after Bilbo returned from his adventures, he’s made his peace with being back in the Shire.  He still wonders what might have happened if things were different, but figures all that is behind him now.  A mysterious visitor turns out to be someone he never thought he’d see again, and he’s shocked by the news he hears.

Not what you would expect yet everything perfect. Just…perfect.

Growing Dwarves (And Kingdoms) by Lumeleo          

Sometimes, Bilbo finds, not everything goes according to plan.

First an injury and the coming winter delay his leaving Erebor, then word from the Shire leaves him mourning his beloved Bag End. And because getting added to Thorin’s council isn’t trouble enough, Kili is in love with an elf, Fili may or may not have his eyes on a certain little scribe, everyone seems to think he is a lady hobbit, and Thorin needs to find someone to marry.

Okay. So the last part might not be trouble, exactly, except for the part where it makes Bilbo’s rather hopeless attachment even more painful. Or it wouldn’t if he hadn’t possibly accidentally promised to provide Thorin with an heir… and Dáin just might still be scheming something.

Fortunately, if there’s one thing hobbits are good at, it’s growing things. And Thorin did promise him a garden.

One of the best stories out there!!! I love it so so bloody much!!!

Marriage of Necessity by Agent_Snark

In a desperate attempt to make sure someone he trusts rules over Erebor, Thorin marries Bilbo on what will probably be his deathbed, as well as that of his heirs. When all three Durins survive, Thorin’s marriage to Bilbo comes under scrutiny. Not everyone is happy with it.

Can We Get The Dragon Back? by harrypanther, vala411

AU: After BOTFA, the three Durins have survived but a far more dangerous fate awaits them. Thorin’s sister, Dis, is arriving and the King needs to explain to her what exactly has happened to her sons on the Quest…

Unpleasant Arrangements  byChrononautical                

The King Under the Mountain requires a consort. Bilbo is happy to help him find one. So. Very. Happy.

Something Blue by Lapin                

Thorin marries Bilbo after the Battle of Five Armies, a marriage of convenience, not love. Slowly, they must come to make the best of it, Bilbo resolves. After all, he’s a Hobbit. They make the best of things.

The Road goes ever on and on by paranoid_fridge   

Years after the battle, Thorin and Bilbo live in Erebor, though Thorin has left the crown to Fili. In that prosperous time, they are invited to the wedding of Dorwinion’s crown prince; and once on the road, Bilbo and Thorin find that they wouldn’t mind seeing a little more of the world.

What was supposed to be a diplomatic mission to Rhûn brings them to distant lands, lets them walk over a sea of stars, cross the Eastern Desert, and gaze at the shores at the end of the world. Far from home they make new friends, and find that the world is wider than they thought - there are hobbits living in the east, and dwarves from Erebor that found a home there after the dragon came.

And eventually that same road also leads them home.

A travel story you did not even know you needed. Brilliantly done and just leaves you in wonder.

What To Expect by alkjira  

The tags pretty much says it all, but this is the cracky story about Bilbo and Thorin and their kids. And other stuff. Like hamsters.

The most hilarious take on Mpreg and everything dwarven…Must Read!!

 Planting a Hobbit by northerntrash                

Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.

In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.

Dwarves being adorable Dwarves…

…….*…….

Have fun reading!!

My burglar

‘Me! I’ll vouch for him‘.

♥ the way Thorin looks at Bilbo makes my heart all warm