“It’s Superficial. I’m Okay.“ 

Hobbit Fic Rec List

Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies AU

Hey you lovely people! The second installment to some amazing Bagginshield fics that everybody should read, let us dive back into the terrains of Middle Earth and enjoy some Fluff, angst and humour!

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Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme by frumpkinisfae            

The battle is won, but the story isn’t over. The rightful King Under the Mountain still recovers. Dwarves, Men, and Elves are still mending and straining old and new truces. The Erebor and Dale need to be rebuilt. As you can see, there’s oh so much to do.And Bilbo? Well, Bilbo is well and truly tired of big folks’ nonsense. It’s time for reconciliation and moving onward. In fact, when Bilbo thinks about it he may not even be thinking about politics anymore. It’s time to gather up his strength and to gather up his dwarves. Not just for himself, but the little surprise he picked up along the way.Well, this is just the start of a few more adventures

WIP, and a pretty good fun ride.

it’s all good by vtforpedro           

In which Bilbo and Thorin are tasked with finding two lost hobbits on the road to Michel Delving and reminisce about their own journey, which isn’t quite so painful anymore.

A really cute slice of life. 

The Bagginses of Bag End by darth_stitch 

The Bagginses of Bag End have always had a reputation for oddness, ever since Mr. Bilbo Baggins ran off into the Wild with thirteen Dwarves and a Wizard.

Mr. Bilbo did return to Bag End eventually, though he was much changed.  

And later on, three Dwarves, who didn’t arrive all at the same time, eventually made their home at Bag End with Mr. Bilbo.  And much later on, little Frodo Baggins would complete their family.  

They were always an odd little family but life went on peacefully in the Shire, until Gandalf the Grey came and brought trouble as usual.

love is blindness  by unpeumacabre               

There was a click as Bilbo thrust open his door and glared out on Dwalin’s grave face. “Did Thorin send you?” demanded Bilbo, too incensed to care about propriety. “He wants to see you,” rumbled Dwalin. “He’s sorry.” “I like that!” shouted Bilbo. “Oh, I like that, very much! Well, you can tell the king, he can bloody well come and tell me himself, if he can find the time out of his busy schedule, and if it so pleases him!” and he slammed the door in Dwalin’s face. * Things have changed ever since Thorin’s gold-sickness, and Bilbo no longer knows what to think of his relationship with Thorin. When he becomes the object of affections from a new dwarf friend of his, Thorin’s seemingly-easy acceptance of their relationship both infuriates and confuses him. or, the one where Bilbo is courted, and Thorin doesn’t want to interfere, bc he is NOT a dark fuck prince, and he wants Bilbo to be happy most of all.

Letters to Erebor by serenbach        

After the Battle of Five Armies and Bilbo’s return to the Shire, many letters are sent to (and from) Erebor.

For the love_bingo prompt ‘lots of love.’

Just these two idiots being the two idiots they are…

Stretched Out On Your Grave, I’ll Lie Here Forever by celedan

Thorin disappeared after the Battle of the Five Armies, in all likeliness dead. And so, since Bilbo is his husband, he becomes King Under the Mountain. How is he, a simple Hobbit from the Shire who just has his heart broken into a thousand pieces by grief supposed to rule over the grandest Dwarven kingdom in Middle Earth all on his own?!

Something to Start With by MulaSaWala, storyforsomeone

“What is that?” Thorin follows his gaze. “Oh, that. During the fight with Azog he stabbed me through the foot from beneath the ice.” “He did what?!” Bilbo near yelps, and sure enough, now that he looks closer he can see where Azog’s blade must have pierced the top of the boot. Valar above, it had cleaved straight through. “Thorin, why in Eru’s name hasn’t this been looked at?” Thorin stares at him like he had forgotten Bilbo was an idiot. “I expect Óin had more pressing matters to attend to. Like, I suppose, the mortal stab wound in my chest.” _Or, where some things get lost in translation, courting mishaps have the whole kingdom losing their minds, and simple acts of kindness and love can go a long way.

Pining, misunderstanding, bets, humour and cultural differences. Need I say more?

A Passion For Mushrooms  by Chrononautical      

There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

An Unexpected Addition  by karategal        

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn’t quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company.

i wouldn’t have danced like that with any but you by Percyjacksonfan3               

Thorin has survived the Battle of the Five Armies but his relationship with Bilbo is uncertain and precarious, especially in the newly reclaimed kingdom of Erebor. With Kíli set to marry Tauriel, and the Dwarves of Erebor still holding prejudice against outside races, Thorin must choose between his nephew’s happiness or his own.

Though he believes sending Bilbo back to the Shire is for the good of everyone, he and the rest of Erebor are thrown into turmoil when 5 years later his nephews secretly plot to bring Bilbo back. Coming face-to-face with Bilbo again makes it impossible for Thorin to stay apart from him any longer- but is Bilbo still willing to be with Thorin once more after he broke both of their hearts?

Look, if you like angst and pining as much as I do, you have to read this story. it’s freaking awesome!!

For Cook and Cutlery by CoffioCake for Cephalopodqueen                

When Bilbo mentions missing his family’s collection of spoons, Thorin decides to fabricate a new set himself, even though he’s already busy rebuilding his kingdom: welcoming his people, placating former enemies, and keeping his advisors from marrying him off to the next-most politically advantageous partner…

Life would be infinitely simpler if Thorin could just focus on convincing Bilbo to stay. Meanwhile, Bilbo might actually get over his attraction to Thorin if he could just return to the Shire…

Every cloud has an inky lining by Kytanna for birdkeeperklink (speculating)

“I don’t know why I let you convince me to do this!” Bilbo wailed at Dwalin as the dwarrowdam above him stabbed his skin over and over again, carefully dripping the needle on the ink in between a few stabbings.

“Cause ye love Thorin, maybe? Also, I’ll have ye know my ideas are the best. Wasn’t it for it you would be still freeting about gifts and whatnots. Yer just a little wimpy…” Dwalin mumbled the last part as he grimaced, trying to counteract Bilbo’s accusations but he wasn’t fooled, as from where he was lying, the fool of a dwarf was more than a little sweaty trying to pry his white hand from Bilbo’s bruising grip.

 Or, Bilbo gets a tattoo for Thorin on the advice of Dwalin, despite his better judgment and extreme dislike of tattoos.

Roses of Iron by Porphyrios                

Two years after Bilbo returned from his adventures, he’s made his peace with being back in the Shire.  He still wonders what might have happened if things were different, but figures all that is behind him now.  A mysterious visitor turns out to be someone he never thought he’d see again, and he’s shocked by the news he hears.

Not what you would expect yet everything perfect. Just…perfect.

Growing Dwarves (And Kingdoms) by Lumeleo          

Sometimes, Bilbo finds, not everything goes according to plan.

First an injury and the coming winter delay his leaving Erebor, then word from the Shire leaves him mourning his beloved Bag End. And because getting added to Thorin’s council isn’t trouble enough, Kili is in love with an elf, Fili may or may not have his eyes on a certain little scribe, everyone seems to think he is a lady hobbit, and Thorin needs to find someone to marry.

Okay. So the last part might not be trouble, exactly, except for the part where it makes Bilbo’s rather hopeless attachment even more painful. Or it wouldn’t if he hadn’t possibly accidentally promised to provide Thorin with an heir… and Dáin just might still be scheming something.

Fortunately, if there’s one thing hobbits are good at, it’s growing things. And Thorin did promise him a garden.

One of the best stories out there!!! I love it so so bloody much!!!

Marriage of Necessity by Agent_Snark

In a desperate attempt to make sure someone he trusts rules over Erebor, Thorin marries Bilbo on what will probably be his deathbed, as well as that of his heirs. When all three Durins survive, Thorin’s marriage to Bilbo comes under scrutiny. Not everyone is happy with it.

Can We Get The Dragon Back? by harrypanther, vala411

AU: After BOTFA, the three Durins have survived but a far more dangerous fate awaits them. Thorin’s sister, Dis, is arriving and the King needs to explain to her what exactly has happened to her sons on the Quest…

Unpleasant Arrangements  byChrononautical                

The King Under the Mountain requires a consort. Bilbo is happy to help him find one. So. Very. Happy.

Something Blue by Lapin                

Thorin marries Bilbo after the Battle of Five Armies, a marriage of convenience, not love. Slowly, they must come to make the best of it, Bilbo resolves. After all, he’s a Hobbit. They make the best of things.

The Road goes ever on and on by paranoid_fridge   

Years after the battle, Thorin and Bilbo live in Erebor, though Thorin has left the crown to Fili. In that prosperous time, they are invited to the wedding of Dorwinion’s crown prince; and once on the road, Bilbo and Thorin find that they wouldn’t mind seeing a little more of the world.

What was supposed to be a diplomatic mission to Rhûn brings them to distant lands, lets them walk over a sea of stars, cross the Eastern Desert, and gaze at the shores at the end of the world. Far from home they make new friends, and find that the world is wider than they thought - there are hobbits living in the east, and dwarves from Erebor that found a home there after the dragon came.

And eventually that same road also leads them home.

A travel story you did not even know you needed. Brilliantly done and just leaves you in wonder.

What To Expect by alkjira  

The tags pretty much says it all, but this is the cracky story about Bilbo and Thorin and their kids. And other stuff. Like hamsters.

The most hilarious take on Mpreg and everything dwarven…Must Read!!

 Planting a Hobbit by northerntrash                

Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.

In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.

Dwarves being adorable Dwarves…

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Have fun reading!!

Draco's being a little shit, as always.

Harry's rediculously into it, as always.

69min “confession”

Stiles: As you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this. Peter: Where am I on the list? Stiles: Well, I can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Ultimateverse), Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers & Tony Stark & Original Character(s), Steve Rogers & Tony Stark Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker Additional Tags: Baby Peter Parker, dad tony, Steve Feels, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Feels, Trusting Peter, Young Peter Parker, Stony - Freeform, steve & tony become parents, Adoption, Comfort, Precious Peter Parker, Kid Peter Parker, Peter Parker Has a Family, Papa Steve, Dada tony, Love, Family Feels, Family Bonding Summary:

Steve is running late for the orphanage meeting for him and his husband Tony Stark to meet the little boy they have been receiving pictures of for weeks. The little boy called "peter parker" Steve couldn't be more happy about the meeting, Tony on the other hand is having doudts.

Steve learns sometimes it's better to be late and trust that things will have there own little wierd way of working them selfs out. Without his help .

TS4: Antique Nursery Set

includes 11 items: toddler’s bed, child’s bed, crib, bed canopy, curtains, bookshelf, dresser, bedside table, potty, toy chest and a rocking chair

all converted from Sims 3 and colored by me

base game compatible

4 colors for wood parts and 8 for fabric (all are mixable together so you can have any combination you want)

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I always end up thinking about - what if Bilbo had turned back that night in the cave? He would have run right into Azog. And what if a scout recognised Bilbo as having seen him with the dwarves.

Food for thought~

Hi, I’ve read a fic recently and lost it cuz I’m stupid and didn’t bookmark, so basically it’s an AU where Tony Stark is a serial killer than finds and saves Peter from someone about to do bad things to him, and then decides to take him under his wing and teach him his ways, I read only a few chapters and closed the tab which held it. Because I have a memory of a goldfish I didn’t remember the name. Help pls.

The Serial Mentor by 0allthingsdark0

Tony Stark didn’t plan for his day to go like that. He didn’t plan for the people surrounding him to play with his nerves like one would with guitar strings. He didn’t plan to get angry, he didn’t plan to lose his cool and he certainly didn’t plan to go into that alleyway to find his next victim.

He didn’t plan it, but he expected it.

He expected it every second of every day since he murdered his first victim.

What he actually didn't expect - was to find a boy.

A goddamn teenager.

A teenager that was being pinned to the alley wall by some blond woman.

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In other words: Tony saves Peter from being molested and he decides to stick along.