Awful First Kisses

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It takes Peter three tries before he’s able to put the suit on after Tony’s death. It takes him another four once he realizes the AI in it is Tony.

Pepper approached him not long after Tony’s death. Her eyes were red, but every other part of her appearance was as carefully composed as always. But when she handed Peter the suit, her hands shook. Her voice, though, was steady when she spoke.

“He wanted you to have this, if ever he… yeah.”

So now Peter’s sitting on the edge of his bed, chest heaving with churning grief, the echo of Tony’s voice still ringing in his ears.

“What’ll it be today, Parker?” Tony’s voice had greeted. And after four tries, Peter was expecting it, but it still didn’t make him any more prepared.

So for awhile, he just sits there.

The AI gives him time, though. There’s a second where Peter thinks, I can’t do this, how could he think doing this was okay?

He takes in another deep breath and stands, heading for his window, and climbs to the roof. Everything is always more clear from up high, a bigger picture you just can’t get from anywhere else.

It takes another hour before he’s able to do anything more than breathe.

His voice shakes when he finally speaks. “Tony?”

“Hey, kid,” the AI responds immediately, and Peter’s chest cracks wide open at that. A sob rises in his throat, but he swallows it down.

“Hi,” he chokes out.

“So are we going to fight some criminals or sit in the cold all night?” Tony prompts, and Peter lets out a wet laugh.

“Yeah,” he answers, trying to keep it together. “Yeah. Where to?”

And just like that, they’re a team again.

-

“Left! Take a left!” Tony’s voice yells at him as he swings wildly through the city in hot pursuit of a mugger.

Peter, in a moment of pure panic and disorientation, takes a right.

“The other left, Pete!” the suit yells at him, sounding exasperated, and Peter quickly backtracks.

It’s been a month since the first night Peter went on patrol with the suit. And even though there’s still a pang in his chest every time he hears Tony’s voice, he pushes it down and lets himself pretend.

“Sorry, sorry!” Peter apologizes.

Once he finally catches up to the man dressed in all black, webbing him up takes almost no time at all. Peter quickly snags the bag of cargo and rifles through it.

“Seriously?” he asks incredulously, staring down at the man now webbed to a trash can. “All that for some Twizzlers and cheap cologne? Wow, your life must be really sad.”

Peter heads back to the store to return the stolen items, hopping from rooftop to rooftop. Just as he gets to his destination, his toe catches on the handle of a metal hatch in the roof, and he falls forward.

“Fuck!” he yells, pitching over the edge of the building. He quickly shoots a web and catches himself, looking around to see if anyone was watching.

Luckily, though, no one seems to have been paying attention. The people of New York are way too used to seeing Spider-Man around to be properly awed anymore.

“Nice, kid,” Tony says wryly, and Peter groans.

“You’re never gonna let me live that down, are you?” Peter asks, grimacing.

“I recorded the whole thing,” Tony quips. “Whenever you do something stupid now, I’ll just play this video for you to remind you that you’re a reckless dumbass.”

“Thanks, Tony,” Peter says dryly. “Always good to be humbled.”

“Exactly. What would you do without me?”

I already am without you, a voice in Peter’s head supplies, but Peter shuts it down in favor of saying, “Live in peace, maybe.”

Tony scoffs. “That would be absolutely no fun.”

“For you, maybe,” Peter responds, dropping stolen goods off at the store. “Where to next?”

“Nightclub,” Tony answers without hesitation. “Pretty women.”

“I’m going to mute you,” Peter threatens, but the AI just laughs in his ear.

“You wouldn’t do that. You love me too much.”

Yeah, Peter thinks. I do.

-

Peter’s back on the roof late one night, dressed in the suit.

“Where are we headed, Pete?” Tony asks, but Peter just shakes his head.

“Nowhere. I just wanted to think,” Peter tells him.

“Oh? So why am I here?”

Peter hesitates before he answers. “I just didn’t want to be alone.” Tony doesn’t say anything after that.

These past few months have been much better for him. He’s gotten out more, even hanging out with Ned and MJ on occasion. Every so often, he gets dinner with Pepper and they reminisce. It’s nice. But when he’s not doing that, he’s in the suit.

It’s one of the few times the emptiness left in Tony’s wake doesn’t eat at him.

“It’s been nice,” Peter says finally. “Having you here, I mean.”

Tony takes a moment before responding. When he does, the AI’s voice is uncharacteristically gentle.

“It’s not me, Pete. Not really. Just a piece of tech,” the AI says softly, and the Band Aid that’d been placed over Peter’s grief-cracked soul rips off.

“It’s… no,” Peter protests, shaking his head. “It’s… It’s basically you, right? I mean. It’s close enough.”

“Peter. I’m just an AI,” the voice says firmly, and Peter’s eyes well with tears, not letting himself accept the reality. Because goddammit, it’s much easier to pretend that he’s talking to Tony - the real Tony. Makes his absence seem that much more like a nightmare than a reality.

“But I…” Peter’s voice cracks, words falling from his lips brokenly. “I just want you.”

“I’m sorry, buddy,” Tony’s voice says sadly, and Peter makes a wounded sound from the back of his throat.

“Why?” he gasps. “Why would you put yourself as my AI? Why would you do this to me?” Peter demands desperately, anger and sadness coloring his words.

When the AI speaks again, Tony’s voice is sad.

“It was the only way I knew how to keep protecting you.”

-

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Tony Stark has a deep, complex relationship with Steve Rogers! Ok, if you say so. Whatever. Look I’ll buy it, but please, I would MUCH rather see Tony’s relationship with……well, literally anyone, but particularly these people: 

The Walking Example/Reminder of Why Tony Became Iron Man 

He became Iron Man specifically because Stane was selling his weapons to terror groups in other countries, who used them to kill innocents. Here is one of the victims of Tony’s past. In the Avengers. Her entire reason for being in the Avengers is being one of Stane’s customers’ victims. 

And she and Tony barely interact. 

(The rest, copy-pasted from the Wanda volume) 

In “Civil War” their main beef with each other was over him “locking her in her room.” All the serious shit, they somehow buried the hatched about between movies… and we never saw it.

Did she ever feel bad about triggering his PTSD to cause all that destruction, and try using her powers to help fix his mental problems after switching sides? (And maybe make another boo-boo, this time by accident?) Did Tony ever use his money and influence to help her, to try and make up for the mis-sold weapons? Do they ever relate their guilt complexes to each other or talk about PTSD? Is Tony pissed for what she did to Bruce? Did Tony give her the money to buy that new red Goth outfit? Did they two of them ever get mistaken for a sugar daddy and his young Russian mail-bride and be comically grossed out?

 These are things I need to know!

You know why. 

I love Shuri, I worship Shuri, but Tony should have been the one to replace that arm, and you know why. What that would have done for their story arc. How much more powerful it would be than, rather than just “Oh BTW here’s an new arm yo.” 

I’ll also drop here that Bucky knew Howard; Tony knows about torture and mental instability; both are psychotically protective of people they care about, both have colossal guilt complexes. 

Tony supposedly has a conflicted friendship with Steve. Bucky supposedly is super protective of Steve. …………Fine. I’ll buy it. I can’t, actually, but I can pretend to. But Tony has far more reason to have a conflicted relationship with Bucky, and Bucky has ample reason to be protective of Tony. Basically, both’s supposed relationship with Steve would be far better used with each other. I think this is the basis of Winteriron, to be honest. 

Basically you have these two goldmines of angst, played by brilliant actors, who have been given the angstiest possible connection to each other….. but there’s this red, white and blue wall of cardboard standing between them. 

Actually, he could be Tony’s conscience. 

His impulsive actions in “Civil War” notwithstanding, anyway. That line was pretty ironic, since Tony’s conscience was exactly the reason he signed the Accords, and he made that clear to Cap. Cap clearly isn’t quite as honest as he likes to think of himself as being. In “Ant-Man and the Wasp,” it’s confirmed that Scott went into the Civil War with little information, and regrets it. 

Scott is a lot like Tony, but a bit more mature. Relatively speaking, I mean. Both are obnoxious man-childs, but Scott is a dad, and grew up working class, so he sort of has that head start on Tony. Hey, here’s an idea! Maybe instead of having a beefcake propaganda mascot regurgitate nonsensical heroic cliches at Tony, have a guy who can speak Tony’s language (Snark) and who at least makes some effort to practice what he preaches. Tony and Scott’s head-butting and team-ups would be worth a trillion of Tony and Steve. 

Every pop culture snark Tony makes would be countered by a torturous bad ant pun that would cause that famous eye-roll to occur. 

I NEED THIS. I NEED THIS YESTERDAY. 

For the love of King Odin’s nutsack. You can’t just give us two snarky, egotistical, jackass eccentric scientists, one of whom was screwed by the other’s dad and hates Starks, and not have them cross paths! 

“Dr…. Pimp was it?” 

“I’ve never heard that one before. Espeically not straight from forth grade to graduate school.” 

Pepper and Hope would have so much to lament about together. 

THIS TOO

After snark-to-snark combat with Star Lord, Dr. Strange, and God willing both Ant-Mans, I must see Tony’s reaction to learning that his final contender is a raccoon. 

Duh.

After she utterly emasculates Tony in the lab, he will get back when he trains her in hand-blasting…. only for her to get back with some quip about him being a fat old man she’s just giving a workout for. Shuri, don’t talk to your future father-in-law like that. 

Also, I want Shuri, Tony and Rocket to do something illegal (break into a government lab for some reason, or something like that). Christine Everhart, the reporter who hates Tony, finds out and blackmails him about it. 

“…and I’ll make sure the headline just reads, ‘45 Year Old Playboy Caught In Illegal Activity With Teenage Wakandan Princess and a Raccoon.’” 

To which Tony wheezes, “Awful nice of you to lower my age…” and then caves.

Also, remember in “Men in Black,” when Will Smith interrupts Tommy Lee Jones and Rip Torn’s argument in the lab with “Hey, Old Guys!” I need Shuri to do that to Tony and Pym, while they’re arguing and overlooking something obvious. 

MORE DAMMIT! I NEED MORE THAN ONE SCENE BETWEEN THE MCU’S TWO BIGGEST DIVAS! 

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