If U Were A Spider Would You Do 4 Hip Thrusts (1 For Every Pair Of Legs) Or Just 1 Still

If u were a spider would you do 4 hip thrusts (1 for every pair of legs) or just 1 still

Woah mama I couldn't do any because spiders have no hips

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