Okay So I’m Glad You Like My Post And All But What Exactly Does This Mean? Are You Ash? Are You The

This is the second funniest thing I’ve seen involving the gambler

setting up a trap, just a simple box and stick. we'll catch haiku bot.

phew

05/20/25

Megalodon is currently still confirmed extinct

Genie

you must imagine that it’s easy to imagine sisyphus happy

guys. i don't think i can imagine sisyphus happy anymore

oh cool pikmin irl

Treehopper, Pyrgauchenia cf. colorata, Membracidae

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Shoutout to @tiger9o0

you are seriously the note goat

@tiger9o0 THATS ALMOST 60 NOTIFICATIONS/lh

“He’s such a main guy that he only ever talks to the other main guys. He’s always involved in the important meetings making the decisions that really matter. There aren’t many guys above him in the pecking order, that’s for sure. I don’t even think he really worked his way up from being an insignificant guy, either—as far as I know, he’s always been one of the top guys. Before he was one of the top guys at where he works, he was one of the top guys at where he went to school, and you probably get used to that sort of thing. His whole family is really important, actually. His dad was definitely one of the main guys, and his grandfather, well, talk about a main guy. They all worked at the same important place, too, doing really important things.” At press time, the very important man was cited as one of the main guys in multiple charges of embezzlement and financial fraud.

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