He Really Was The Savior Of The Peasants

uhh... guys?

Having a tumblr account is like having the worst secret identity possible

Like, “I can’t let anyone know I’m @fartstinkle69 on tumblr.com or my enemies (my friends and family) will hurt my loved ones (the characters from my hyperfixations)!”

I genuinely feel like the lamest spider man in the whole damn spiderverse

haha kibby

Cat

Genie

Sonichu is just Dante's Inferno

Think about it, both the Sonichu comics and Dante's Inferno star a self-insert traversing a fantasy land where half of the story is just the author (who, in real life, is an outcast/exile) depicting awful things happening to people they have some personal vendetta against. Both protagonists are even accompanied by a spirit guide (Virgil for Dante and Sonichu for Chris) based on the author's personal idols.

And, of course, both authors are incels.

nuh uh

magic is real btw

[HEADPHONE AND VOLUME WARNING]

Commissioned some motivation from @jakvox :^] Check him out on Bsky!

I’m a biologist and, in my professional opinion, you gotta have the yellow liquid tube when you make a new species

I love it when scientists in movies create a creature and put it in a glass tube with yellow liquid they are like “mmmmm I have seem to created a new species. I must put it in my tube for study”

"tonic clonic" is such a deeply unserious name for seizure

"the patient had a fucky wucky seizure"