Bro Imagine This Scene Where Will Gets The Letterman Jacket On:

Just saw a TikTok where someone said Mike was racist for not wanting to be Winston from Ghostbusters???

WHAT 💀

Okay but I hate it when I’m watching Byler videos on YouTube and then there’s just this one comment going “It’s cute and all but Mike loves Eleven. What about Eleven?” Like they try so hard not to sound angry but I can tell they are shaking behind the screen.

Why do you need to comment this? Like we care? Eleven can be happy without Mike and also, there’s of evidence saying he doesn’t love her romantically. These people annoy me so much-

Like they say they aren’t mad when they literally typed a whole fucking paragraph 💀

Okay so I have noticed people talking about Vibrantwaters and I don’t believe them. Now you may say that these leaks contain stuff from interviews but that’s how you get people to believe. You take facts, and then you put a bunch of lies and people will believe you. Like, this person says that they used to work on the show and was fired, I don’t believe they would just spoil EVERYTHING in Volume 2. People worked hard on this season, and I bet someone who actually worked on the show would not say much because why would you ruin it? Yeah I don’t believe this person and I don’t think I will until Volume 2 comes out. Take it all with a grain of salt. I would also hope that people search into this person and find their sources other than working on the show, because who are they? I don’t trust these leaks at all.

Also, didn’t they leak like 4 pages of script where the writing was pretty average? I’m pretty sure that’s where the “HER EYES OPEN” leak came from. No. I don’t believe these are real

There are so many people saying Mike would not accept Will being gay and it’s so funny to me. Like, why would they make us hate one of the main characters like that? Like, why would they make our main characters homophobic? This person said that because Mike said, “It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!” Makes him homophobic…

Why do they want Will to suffer? Why do they want that? And they are like, “before you call me homophobic” well, you wanting a queer character to get called slurs is homophobic. Not a good look babe.

I’m sorry I’m just mad that people say shit like this. They always share one braincell.

I LOVE THIS WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE A FIC

Considering writing a truly elaborate reverse isekai established relationship older Cleradin comes to Hawkins to meet pre relationship Byler and help El and everyone save the world while also repairing their relationship and getting Mike and Will to smooch while they’re at it.

Lucas’ fantasy counterpart is a prince (this is why he has the horse!) and turns out Erica is a princess and he has to swear Will the Wise and Sir Mike to utmost secrecy that his sister can NEVER find out she is actual royalty in another reality.

Dustin teaches fantasy Will about electricity and they do a magical mourning ritual for Eddie that he would have loved.

Steve invites them to stay at his house but Will the Wise, who is a grown ass man in his twenties, refuses to leave his mommy Joyce so everyone moves in and uses Steve’s house as a base.

Robin has to take fantasy Will aside and explain homophobia to him because he is so incredibly outwardly gay all the time.

Sir Mike and Nancy get along swimmingly because they are both fighters and relentless and he thinks it’s fun to be older than her for once.

There are fantasy to mundane eighties makeovers that upset and arouse Hawkins Mike, fantasy Will is very attached to his terrible wizard hat, fantasy Mike thinks blazers are neat, there are arguments about pants.

El is trying to reach out to fantasy El to repeat the portal accident that got Cleradin to Hawkins in the first place while also trying to help Max and defend against Vecna.

Will is completely flustered at all times by Sir Mike and Jonathan teases him relentlessly.

Sir Mike is an idiot who asks Hopper for an ale and gets his tongue stuck inside the freezer and finally bonds with Mike over the utility of radio communication.

Mike cannot even with Will the Wise who is so curious and outspoken and creative and keeps paying attention to everyone other than him how dare he.

Will the Wise is desperately avoiding picking up Hawkins Mike and squeezing him and ruffling his hair and biting him from cuteness aggression.

Will learns about Cleradin’s romance direct from Will the Wise but Sir Mike never tells Hawkins Mike, but Mike decides it’s worth the risk to follow through on his hunch and goes for it with Will anyway and they have a pre-final-battle first date and it is extremely cute because they deserve nice things.

El gets occasional communiques from her fantasy counterpart who helps her find Max by bringing fantasy Max into the void so El can look for her signature in Hawkins. Fantasy El is a super powerful and deeply weird witch and Hawkins El isn’t sure if she is okay with growing up to be like her and fantasy El is like “of course you won’t! Just by meeting me we’ve changed everything about what you would have been. Everything is changing all the time!” And Hawkins El is like, you are confusing and remind me of my punk sister so I guess that’s okay but please don’t go making any more portals by accident. And fantasy El is like, gosh, you are sooooo serious all the time, fiiiiiinnnneeee. But she makes one little portal a while later after Cleradin gets back home to send their well wishes and ask for Joyce’s meatloaf recipe.

Y’all the whole vulnerable talk just shows how Byler is gonna be canon.

Obviously Will was talking about his feelings, but what does that imply with Mike and El? El wants to hear Mike say he loves her, but he doesn’t love her, which is something she doesn’t want to hear.

Why else would they put that in? Again, don’t lose hope, we got Volume 2

The fact that Mike canonically doesn’t feel loved and wants to be needed by someone is so sad but Jesus Christ I relate to him so much in the area. He needs a hug.

SAPPHIC BYLER HEADCANONS (some fluff and some angst)

Michelle and Willow braiding eachothers hair at sleepovers (even if Willow doesn't have as much hair to braid with lol).

They both make friendship bracelets that they NEVER take off (apart from when Michelle starts dating a male version of El....).

Both of them being more physically affectionate (holding hands, kissing cheeks etc), as it's more socially acceptable for girls, and blushing extremely hard whenever they do so.

S3 Michelle thinking that she has to wear makeup to grow up but instead of finding what she likes, she just copies her mother and doesn't like the style, but thinks she needs to wear it. Willow doesn't like makeup but ends up feeling insecure because she doesn't wear it.

S3 Michelle pretending to be dumb for male attention because she feels that's more important whereas Willow keeps putting her hand up in class and ends up being called "bossy" and "stuck up".

Michelle and Willow going to play out in the woods and getting their clothes dirty. Michelle wears a dress and Willow prefers shorts. Both are told it's not "ladylike".

Both of them sharing hair ties/hair clips etc and always having extras on them for the other.

Once they start dating Michelle loves to leave lipstick marks on Willow (once Michelle finally feels more comfortable on her own style of makeup).

When Willow leaves for California, she manages to steal a bottle of Michelle's perfume and sometimes sprays it on her pillow when she feels sad.

Where are my future Byler fics where it’s 2022 and Will and Mike are in their 50s? C’mon I need it

As cool as villain Will Byers is, I think it’s fine as staying as some AU. Because making one of their only canonically gay character a villain, that’s actually a homophobic trope in media.

However, he does deserve to beat the shit out of someone and I will forever stand by that.