He Shouldve Actually Died In Blue Buried W No Way Of Recovery I Think Ii Wouldve Been Better Off

[Image ID: a digital drawing of Kai Satou from Your Turn To Die with a light blue background. He is standing while holding different kitchen utensils behind his back. All colors are muted to match the background. /.End ID]

my wife.....

sometimes a mutual reblogs the exact same image a million times without tags because they’re excited about something and brother you will just have to scroll. tis the blessed burden of being a tumblr mutual. you will just have to scroll

Stop for a while. do not cross . My name is Amna from Gaza. We lost everything, home, dreams, and everything that gives life. My children are living in bad conditions. I ask you to help me for the sake of my children, for the sake of humanity. Those who cannot donate can share the post and link

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Update from the man himself

just had to deal with someone who ban/kick evaded in a server 3 times just because they wanted to say some corny shit and ping admins for a supposed genshin roleplay. its too late at night for this shit.

People are so annoying. Can't they simply take "no" for an answer? "I don't want to be here anyways, this sucks" then why did you rejoin several times? To get the last laugh? People are so insufferable, I hate them. dni banner

tw there's a photo of a bee. bee aware. haha get it get it GET I

just putting this out there, i hate the stigma against carpenter bees.

"but they burrow in wood and ruin your house!" skill issue, my house is already in the trenches (constantly dirty for no reason, no ventilation, the floor is broken in quite a few spots, etc.)

"but they can still bite and sting you!" erm, ackshually 🤓 males don't have stingers. plus, the females typically aren't aggressive and only sting if absolutely necessary. and also, if they can bite, why do they like to sniff my hair when i go outside and bumble around just like their cousins?

(picture taken by u/formal-constant2818 on r/entomology)

like, come on. these little guys are absolutely adorable. i don't care about the structural integrity of your house, how can you hate these little fellas? i used to be fucking terrified of bees until i learned that the carpenter bees around my house literally just act tough and can't hurt you for shit

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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some days you cannot help but pity some people

joining a fandom late has some pros

edit: this was a crappily rushed comic i made in 10 minutes. why is it getting so much traction.

OK fine. I will reveal my Dark and Twisted new kintype... Do NOT Cancel me Tumblr people cannot control who they kin!!

I KIN DARK MATT.

This is the darker, somehow even more evil version of a guy named Matt. CEO of Tumblr by day, PUNK EMO BY NIGHT. Yes, I know I have Emo trauma... but I cannot help the twisted workings of my subconscious.

Dark Matt Fast Facts:

Born and Raised in Houstan, Texas

Emo, taking Japanese lessons

Thinks he can cook, but can't

Dated David Karp before his transition, (his dad had no idea), calls him Karpy (one of the few who can and live)

OBSESSED with Anime

Frequents tumblr AND Twitter, so naturally runs into his ex (Karpy) a lot

J.K. Rowling's former mold dealer...

Used to kin Draco malfoy. Hates to recall his past

Tattoo artist. Gives himself his own tattoos

Pretends to like Jazz and Classical, but is really K and Jpop TRASH

Flamboyant, Loud Mouthed, and Bad at loooove :(

Kermit did NOT want him to have a bracelet, but Joker seems to like him, so...

My Darkest kintype... the one I am most ashamed of...