Paul, Looking At The Cave Rules Board: Does This One Apply To Me?

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

todays mood:

“sometimes i feel like i’m just like a boat upon a winding river, twisting towards an endless black sea, further and further, drifting away from where i want to be… who i want to be..”

~ wirt, over the garden wall

GUYS, MY LOVELIES!! IM SO EXCITED! I GOT PROFESSIONAL PHOTOS TAKEN OF ME RECENTLY AND ITS SO PRETTY

hello my lovelies! i’ve been desperately wanting to write as of late but i have no ideas rlly, so if anyone has any suggestions for fanfic ideas for me to write, plz let me know!

i usually focus on the lost boys (1987), but here’s some other stuff i’m willing to write about- though keep in mind it may not be as good as any lost boys works as i know that fandom better! also, below the cut are what to expect from my work and whatnot

fandoms:

the lord of the rings (plus any similar works, the hobbit, the silmarillion, etc)

gravity falls

my bloody valentine (1981)

twin peaks (may likely be god awful so my apologies)

over the garden wall

the spirit bares it’s teeth

mystery men (1999)

monty python and the holy grail

seinfeld (may not be great cuz i’m not too funny)

what to expect:

i am willing to write adult content, however i’m not very familiar in anatomy and whatnot so my apologies but it will not be perfect

if adult content is desired, please note that i won’t write incest, stalker type stuff, etc. i may also turn down requests that include abusive behavior but that may depend on a case by case basis (ex. twin peaks with leo being mean to shelly, however i want a happy ending if you don’t mind). you do you but personally i don’t want to write those things

similarly, i am biased so for example for the lost boys i likely wont have max be a good guy if you get my gist and i definitely will not make the lost boys bad guy, they are angels and i love them

tbh i would prefer it if there was some queer characters but you know

i procrastinate a lot and get distracted a lot so my work may take a while to complete, but if i’m really excited about the story it will likely be finished sooner

honestly i’m good with pretty much anything, but there may be some things i may turn down but we shall see

i guess just dm me if you have any suggestions (or put it in the comments, but if you want more details than maybe dm me ?). and if you want examples of how i write than i have some stuff on my account, along with my fanfic i posted on ao3 (@WoodlandStars13)

anyways, i hope you have a lovely rest of your day! make sure to drink some water and take care of yourself :)

hello my lovelies :3

i finally published my second fic! it’s just a sweet little fanfic of the reader and paul snuggling

if you’re interested here ya go :)

“man i’m glad none of my irl friends can see the shit i post on tumblr”

then i remember

the one

professional photos of my babies :3

I know being visible is hard right now, and you’re no less valid for having to hide. Deep down, know that this is your day too. I love you x

hi my lovelies! so i have a fandom i’ve been working on for awhile but it recently hit me that, while it is technically largely my own original work and all original characters, my oc’s are nearly all based on some obsession i’ve had

for example, the main one is my character sky whose genderfluid, uses he/she pronouns, and lives and breathes for the 1987 movie the lost boys. i was planning on having multiple stories revolving around this obsession of his, and throughout various stories mention that he wrote a fanfic or is working on one

however, i did start this fandom idea just wanting to practice my craft, maybe just as a side thing to get better at writing

tbh i feel like i was going somewhere with this but i’ve forgotten.. i guess i just don’t know if it could be considered fully original or not ? well, if any of you have any thoughts on rlly anything with my fandom-in-the-making please let me know!

i probably won’t publish any of it for a long while cuz im still working on the plot and everything, but i may publish it on ao3 sometime in the future