This Is Why I Mistook Kabru From Dungeon Meshi As A Woman On First Glance. He Has Large Eyes And Is Given

You might think working out at home would take less time because no commute or waiting for machines but, you have to factor in all the time you spend peacocking in front of the mirror admiring your pump fully nude at home.

As much as I like to live, I always have to have a bit of plotting and lurking on the side.

My gay wedding plan

I am into your "evil adviser" type of gal. If I marry this type of woman, I’d hold my wedding in the former abode of one of our highest-ranked enemies whom we have vanquished. There would certainly be a hunting party involving some of the guests, especially annoying co-workers, where we set the beasts on them while blasting William Tell Overture.

I don’t really want to blow out the budget, so I will be expecting gifts of high value.

Fashion-wise I have two options. I'm thinking either gothic black outfits, or highly ornamented business suits/dresses that border on dandyism.

As for the ceremonies and walking down the aisle, that will be up to my wife as I don’t give too much heed to that. I would like to bind our union with a pact of blood, but it’s not a must.

But, there must be feasting and the food must be excellent and varied. I want the bagels of New York, Pizzas delivered hot from Sicily, Borscht from Bulgaria, the best Beef Jollofs of Nigeria, the Pop Tarts of Suburbia, Georgian wine, the best Jams from France and kale and orange juice for the guests who are disfavoured.

I’d also like to have the Fuck Ceremony, which will involve my friends getting outrageously drunk, while my wife and I loudly have relations in the other room. Though like everything, this depends on what my hypothetical wife wants.

There will be no strange heterosexual anomalies, such as separate stag and hen parties.

I will not be a Bridezilla, but will instead be a cold, calculating, Bride Vetinari and I will ensure the workers are well compensated enough to not inform the public of our excesses.

Goddamn it.

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And there was also a man. My manager, who openly admitted to having three relationships but not telling any of them about each other. But I expect less decency of men. I had a lot of fun telling him No and that I’m Only Interested In Women.

*People who hit on you, hoping to date you or simply hook up.

Dear god, I’ve seen this once before… It has dangerous blue of a radium teaset.

i just made a box of baby shark mac and cheese and ate the whole thing. am i gonna die

you can cancel it out with sonic the hedgehog curry rice

This is awesome stuff.

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

:3

Based on real life

One day....in a galaxy far far away...

Me when i propose to my future gf

Probably one of my dumbest comics but i thought this was hilarious so i decided to make it lol