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A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So please, just this once. Stay!"

words i-

merlin reincarnation au where merlins got this sweatshirt with some glow in the dark thing on it, and arthur just always assumes its magic cause he doesnt know about glow in the dark stuff and also who is he to judge how merlin uses his magic

anyway, one time arthurs cold right? so he steals merlins sweater cause stealing your significant others sweaters is adorable shut up. but then he goes somewhere dark and it starts glowing and he get so heckin confused. like just imagine

“…merlin? mERLIN”

“….merlin are you doing this?????”

“mERLIN WHAT THE HECK”

“MERLIN AM I DOING MAGIC”

Teacher: Your daughter was in a fight.

Percy: Oh no, that's terrible!

Annabeth: Did she win?

i will admit that there was a time in my life where i thought betty white and the queen of england were the same person

Everyone agrees that if Merlin and Arthur were together, the entire kingdom would know and everyone would be chill with it, and I have no problem with Merthur (I mean have you seen the way they look at each other), HOWEVER I do think it would be a million times funnier if everyone assumed they were together (because Merlin totally gets mistress treatment) and they actually weren’t. I just think that would be really, really funny.

"you've changed" yeah I watched a new show and installed a new personality

Nico is a hufflepuff and that is a fact. I will not be taking any criticism at the moment <3

Gods on Olympus be like:

Athena: I sleep with a sword beside my bed.

Artemis: I sleep with my bow ready.

Hephaestus: I keep an axe under my bed.

Aphrodite: Weak. Pathetic. All of you.

Artemis: What do you sleep with?

Aphrodite, putting on shades: Ares.

Funny how seeing a pro life post can make your entire day terrible within seconds