Watching A Scary Movie With Sukuna And He Just Laughs When You Suggest The Idea- Only To End Up With

Best friend!Gojo proposed to you at precisely age six and held up the honor of your marriage all throughout. He was loyal, devoted, celebrated your anniversaries without you realizing the pattern. 

Even a good couple decades later when you two are finally together and settled when he tells you this- you’d be like “Satoru, what do you mean you always acted married to me- I dated other people in high school??” 

Only for your boyfriend (longtime husband?) to answer serenely, “I merely forgave you for you infidelity, my wife.”

calebmc core:

“oh but _____ isn’t real”

to YOU, that maybe. i, however, am delusional.

Childhood trio Pt. Groupchat

[6:35PM] Caleb: :(

[6:35PM] Caleb: :((

[6:37PM] MC: Caleb? What's wrong? Are you okay?

[6:37PM] Caleb: Promise me you won't be mad. :(

[6:38PM] Zayne: HE JUST HIT ME WITH HIS CAR.

take the blue line

i love london

drama queen

(how could I not love him?)

Best friend!Gojo always called you by cute lil’ nicknames - always. Everything from “pipsqueak” to “loser” to “sweetheart”, and if they made you all flustered then even better.

Best friend!Gojo doesn’t correct anyone who assumes you two are dating because of that- he would absolutely nod at the old lady at the supermarket who playfully told him it was rude to call his girlfriend a loser. “So true, ma’am, but my sweetheart is so cute when she gets mad at me so I simply must.”

Best friend!Gojo almost doesn’t even ask you out - he just calls you his one day. In the most casual, domestic setting - a little “can you pass me the napkin, my girl?” And that was that, you could be called any nickname in the world; but most importantly it was his. 

Me when y/n is acting like a little fucking child for male validation