Nuclear Pulse - Submitted By: Fastman27

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

this is how horase lies & completely stone-faced too

WIZARD WRAPPED

You casted 1,039,627 spells this year

You pondered your orb for 985 hours

You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!

You gained 5 familiars

Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff

Your cup size is H

Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.

Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons

You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years

You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice

everyone is the truster when orion gets a 26 on his deception roll

oh what’ve I been up to these past few weeks? well nothing much you know haha. just killing people. just murdering people. I’ve been murdering people

In My Dream, I Was You - Submitted by Synoicus

#A5C1C8 #CED7DA #F6ECEE #FCE4E7 #EFBBCA

“This one’s for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one’s for you.” - Submitted by: fastman27

#9645B4 #9878F0 #5DB7F2 #79F6E1 #DAFBED

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

worlds first twink barbarian