Damn This AI Bubble Getting Mighty Big

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

Shit man, this job market is fucked. I just saw a guy apply to 100 postings, all stuff he looked qualified for, and he didn't get a single interview. His rant about it didn't even go trending, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is looking for entry level positions, with minimal experience required. I think I just heard "power word:layoffs" two companies over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Chewsday (US/Canada

My wife is not on tumblr and asked for this poll.

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

actually if im not mistaken those seem to me to be protection charms casted by legal wizards to counter spell any attacks that may be chaneled though the device.

electronics safety regulation people: "i SWEAR this is a totally serious field and that we are NOT wizards who put runes on things to stop them from making fire!"

Also electronics safety regulation people:

Submissive puppy girl... call that... subwoofer...

can you guys stop making posts that i materially agree with but that are worded in ways i find too disagreeable to be reblogged. it rankles

I forgot to post this on trans day of visibility.

see you next year, loves.