You Were Funny But Supporting The Murder Of People For Convenience Is Gross

"rejecting cookies may make some functions of this site not work properly" reject reject reject fuck you and your whole fucking family

the watchers are so fun because they’re like. They’re omniscient. They’re pure evil. They’re dumb as hell. They’re accepted fanon. They literally don’t exist and are never mentioned. They’re biblically accurate angels. They’re purple guys with what? some extra eyes? lame. They loved the evolutionists. They can’t stand the evolutionists. They’re all-powerful. They’re literally just watching the show, dude. They’re spooky. They control the Life games. They can’t do shit when the players tell them to piss off. They’re dunking on jimmy. They’re SO annoying. They’re you. They’re me. i love the watchers

Think more people should draw mumbo as this badass end crystal wielding mysterious redstoner sharp suited man to the point it reaches out of containment so people send asks going "Last Life is the one with the hot cold calculating mustached man right?" just for them to go watch the real thing and be obliterated by the wet slop that is that guy

what if instead of angsty stuff grian hates the watchers bc they wont leave him alone like an annoying spam mail or an ex

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

*eyes turn red and start glowing* *clenches fist* you do not wanna see my silly side 

a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.

now hear me out

hermes in his cowboy phase

I'M EVOLVING I FIGURED OUT HOW TO ORGANIZE MY REBLOGS