El Fighting The Demons From Her Past Meanwhile Mike Is Fighting Homosexuality

Ghostface calls and asks what my favorite scary movie is and suddenly he's stuck listening to me info dump for 2 hours

Florida!!! Is my favorite song ever I think?!? (I’m saying this after listening to each song but this time I might be fr)

Sneak Peak

Here is a sneak peak at something I am working on. It is from Wanda Maximoff’s perspective after losing Pietro. I’m trying a more descriptive style of writing, so… here you go! It is no where near finished btw.

Starts under the cut!

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sobbing over the humanity of the robots in Stray. they listen to music. they play dungeons & dragons. they have barber shops and bars and play the guitar and write poetry. they get heart eyes when a cat purrs against their legs. there are robot children! robot grandparents! they like comfy pillows and candles and warm blankets and they grow plants in a city that has never seen sunlight! they’re human and they’re not and there’s no humans left and they’re alive. ahhhhhhh

Third post in a row, if that’s not pathetic I don’t know what is. Genuinely I’m going to cry though if a woman doesn’t fuck me in about 5 seconds.

Where is the Ultron smut? I don't want stories about the avengers during the age of Ultron. I want some Ultron action.

“Until we Meet Again”- Spencer Reidx fem!Reader

Requests are open again!

Unsub! Spencer Reid x fem!Reader

WARNINGS: kinda a lot of build-up, 18+, Smut, Mentions of Blood, Violence, Mentions of Weapons(Guns, Knives, etc.), Canon-Typical Violence, Knife Kink, Oral (fem receiving), Kidnapping, Slight Non-Con (if you squint), Pet Names (Baby, Angel, Princess), mentions of rape/murder/pedophilia, slight angst, not proof-read

If I forgot anything above please let me know!!

Summary: Spencer Reid, one of the BAU’s most prized agents, is on a killing spree. He is killing people who he deems are “bad people”. You can’t exactly say he is wrong, however, as he is killing pedophiles, rapists, and murderers who otherwise would walk. Nevertheless, you and the rest of the team are finally catching up to him, and he is not happy.

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riddle me this batman, if quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

what is joe biden’s plan to get puppet history nominated for an emmy