Jen, Sipping Her Wine On The Couch: So, What Made You Guys Decide To Have A Child?

Jen, sipping her wine on the couch: So, what made you guys decide to have a child?

Rio, slightly chokes on her beer

Agatha, quickly puts down her wine glass: The truth is it was a complete accident—

What actually happened

Agatha on top of Rio straddling her: I want your baby

Rio, devilishly licking her lips: Uh huh, tell me what you want baby *completely convinced it’s foreplay*

Agatha: I want you to ruin me *caresses her face* to give me a child that I can love—

Rio, biting her lip: Whatever you want baby~ *flips her over*

Present time

Agatha: One day we slept with each other and then oops there he was. I’m going to get more wine *leaves the room*

Jen & Lilia glancing at Rio

Rio, hugging herself, traumatized: When she said fill her with seed I thought it was all part of the foreplay—

Alice: *spits out her drink*

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With Rio being the father fully confirmed all I can think of is the meme that went around the fandom earlier that went:

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If anyone has a Agathario version of this please reblog it

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