Jen, sipping her wine on the couch: So, what made you guys decide to have a child?
Rio, slightly chokes on her beer
Agatha, quickly puts down her wine glass: The truth is it was a complete accident—
What actually happened
Agatha on top of Rio straddling her: I want your baby
Rio, devilishly licking her lips: Uh huh, tell me what you want baby *completely convinced it’s foreplay*
Agatha: I want you to ruin me *caresses her face* to give me a child that I can love—
Rio, biting her lip: Whatever you want baby~ *flips her over*
Present time
Agatha: One day we slept with each other and then oops there he was. I’m going to get more wine *leaves the room*
Jen & Lilia glancing at Rio
Rio, hugging herself, traumatized: When she said fill her with seed I thought it was all part of the foreplay—
Alice: *spits out her drink*
sticker design for pride this year! 💞🏳️⚧️
all stories are about time loops, except for time loops, which are about grief
BRB CRYING.
I love soft Sasuke and I believe there should be more of that side of him showcased (my boi's had enough trauma)
I wish we could have seen more of Sasuke's redemption arc and especially the bonds he had to restore (and deepen) with Sakura and Kakashi (not to mention Naruto bc he already has a really deep bond with him).
reblog if you think these are all valid reasons for a student or an employee to take a day off from their school or their job without their grades or paycheck being affected in any way:
- period cramps
- exhaustion, be it mental or physical
- depression, anxiety, and other mental health related issues
Madatobi where tobirama starts teaching one (1) uchiha child by acedent and then that child starts bringing other uchiha children to be taught and suddenly madara realizes its too silent in the clan compound and realizes the children are not there, so he goes looking and holy shit whats the white demon doing, whys he teaching our children, hes not even teaching them wrong, i want to be mad at this situation but i cant because hes so good with children and nice... Cut to 3 months later amd half of the uchiha clan adults are just there watching tobirama from the treeline
trans women, i love you.
you were a woman yesterday. you're a woman today. you're a woman tomorrow. you're a woman forever.
trans women have existed long before those stuffy bigots sitting in a court room have. trans women will continue to exist long after they're dead and rotting in the earth.
i need them badly
So my number one hope for an episode in the new series is an episode entirely focused on Linda’s day as she runs errands. She’s struggling to find an ingredient for dinner and keeps getting sent to more and more outlandish stores and sources. The only hint we get of what Phineas and Ferb are doing is Candace’s increasingly frantic phone calls. Occasionally we see an inator laser hit something at the edge of the screen or see Perry swoop by, always behind Linda’s back or just out of her view. The musical number is her changing the words to a radio song to be about errands. She arrives home, having given up on the ingredient, to a totally normal house, Candace looks crazy, and finds she had the ingredient in the fridge all along.
aksdjakajlkssadjlkdj cuteeeee!!!
39 days left (4/27), theme “perry”
Hey @platypaws what do you think of these platypaws?? :D
Art prompt by @howtonerdoutovereverything
With Rio being the father fully confirmed all I can think of is the meme that went around the fandom earlier that went:
If anyone has a Agathario version of this please reblog it