Me:

King cold: no. I'd rather give birth here.

POV: you're at king cold's house and he is heavily pregnant and you and him are just sitting on the bed then suddenly... "I don't feel so good"

Oh you ok sir? *She said sweetly*

Holy shit same here I keep getting followed by pornbots allll the time on twitter...

Since we're shitting on Twitter I want to put in my own two cents

I literally get nothing but that when I get Twitter notifications. It's so fucking annoying.

Note: I'm a minor, 17 but still. It literally says it in my Twitter bio. I might be turning 18 September 14th, I also don't really care about nsfw [fictional character wise, also when it's not yucky] but these were just irl people so ew no. I'm tired of it! I'm either gonna go on a blocking streak or idk man I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. [Like three people close to me also deal with this]

"hi!" The winged robot man replied.

“Is anyone still available? I’m feeling rather bored, and could use a partner for conversation.”

Awesome 😎👍💯 @justme068 your golden

I need art of my meta husband Cooler

The Angst

He's getting soft

I love this one ❤❤❤ kinda reminds me of myself 😏😏😏

I colored it in finally:]

@kn1ghtc0r3 @quishyorgannet @sparkpop (this is also worth it) @decaffeinated-heads @switchnx @lord-bleed

I changed my tag name...

Jewel man: oh, saphira! Long time no see!

*you see a familiar face on the bench in a nearby park, one that you remember from about five months ago... When you helped deliver chozuki and cold's children... But it looks a little unfamiliar because you remember him with his helmet and armor on... And, with a slimmer abdomen... He has his hands on his belly and he has a look of bliss plastered on his face.*

Hey there long time no see

Cool 😎😎😎

funfact about me i am a professional comic artist this is my way of saying udon entertainment pleaslpeaspleapleaslpelaplselaplweplepaplspelaep

Yes... I am! At least you get to see one of my daughters before they're born...

*you see a familiar face on the bench in a nearby park, one that you remember from about five months ago... When you helped deliver chozuki and cold's children... But it looks a little unfamiliar because you remember him with his helmet and armor on... And, with a slimmer abdomen... He has his hands on his belly and he has a look of bliss plastered on his face.*

Hey there long time no see