why is this the funniest thing ever
dumbass 4 dumbass, red and green dynamic duo strikes me again
Just pick him up and place him somewhere else
Goku: You wanna go to McDonald’s, son? I’ll get you a happy meal.
Gohan: Dad, I’m 25.
Goku: So you don’t want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?
Gohan: …That would be nice, actually.
Levi and (y/n) playing strip poker
Levi: "I won the first round. Take everything off."
(y/n): "That's not how it works-"
Levi: "Did I fucking stutter?"
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The boys being particular about cuddling
A hint of angst
Short but so so so cute
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I MEANT SENKU WHY DID IT AUTO CORRECT TO DENNIS
no but Gen too senku and Gen are both the types to do that but with differing levels of whininess and sarcasm
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OOOOOH
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Senku loves sassing his S/O
He’d be working on something in the lab and S/O would walk in and greet him
“Hey. Oh you look cute today.”
He’d side eye S/O before looking back at his project. He’d talk with that cocky ass tone.
“Aren’t you supposed to think I’m cute everyday? I’m your boyfriend.”
“What-“
“You said I look cute TODAY.”
“Senku, seriously?”
“I’m just saying. Saying today implies I look awful the other days.”
“I’m not having this debate with you again.”
Boku no Hero Academia || Aizawa Shouta Episode 142
“Gen, according to your mentalism, when someone really wants to believe something, are they bound to fall for a ridiculous lie? Did I get that right? Cuz I’m ten billion percent sure that’s what went down here.”
Daichi: I heard Yamaguchi's in jail?!
Tsukishima: Yeah, from something he didn't do.
Daichi: What didn't he do?
Noya: Run fast enough.