Look, I Get It, I Too Wish I Could Pledge My Undying Loyalty And Obedience Even Unto Death To An Overwhelming

“Hey, I don’t bite.” Well, you could. Do better.

REBLOG TO PISS OFF TRANSPHOBES

Can't believe I didn't post this when I made it

Why am I fucking hardwired to crave negative attention more than positive attention? I get so giddy thinking about purposefully angering girls so they’d take their frustration out on me. I need a girl to be disappointed and yell at me right now; that sounds good. I want her to beat me until I’m bloody and bruised.

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

The ultimate funishment

Turns out when a girl who gets off everyday can't get off she goes a wee bit crazy. Especially when the only reason she can't is wanting to be good

what if we explored each other’s bodies [not sex] [i open your ribcage up and start messing around in that thang]

do you ever wanna kiss someone really badly & you’re just like “!!!!” inside

ok I just wanna say if you see a kink on tumblr or wherever that really turns u on and then you try it irl and it doesn’t make u feel the way you hoped it would THATS OK!! You can let that kink live in fantasy!! There are a lot of things that turn my brain on that I don’t enjoy during actual sex!! Isn’t human sexuality interesting!!

Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!