When Is The Universe Gonna Send Me The Fiery Older Woman I Deserve

can we please PLEASE attack each other with knives and hammers and fists and canes and halberds and swords and pitchforks and cannons and batons and chains and dynamite and maces and scythes and bulldozers and falling equipment and pikes

what I'd give to be sitting in a pretty someone's lap with a vibrator tied to my clit, bouncing on her strap while she plays w my hair and tells me that I can take more 🥴

sex is cool but can you stick around and not give up on me

I NEED SEVIKA OILED UP IN MY BED WITH THE HEXSTRAP ON AND READY

The feeling of wanting to sit on someone's lap, having their hands softly hold me in place before ripping apart my throat and shoulders with their teeth just so everyone knows how good I am

I need to be treated like a little puppy rn 3: I wanna curl up by someone and be pet while I fall asleep 🥺

And maybe also woken up to the feeling of someone groping my body and using my holes

reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ

"you smell good" okay now bite me and tell me I taste good

Transgender petplay where I get to be the beloved pet kitten that constantly sits on the lap of a deeply unethical Bond villain(ess)

hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me