No Language Should Be Mocked Other Than French

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

if gay gay then gay gay homosexuality?

If gay gay gay, then gay gay homosexuality is gay gay homo gay

So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

Bothersome beast, comforting friend