Goober

i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up

You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

Me when Cult of the Lamb fanart:

what the hell

a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

bungus

Idk, rob someone

I wanna cosplay so baaad but I'm brokeee

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