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Starting a collection

What is it about Pokemon that attracts such a proportion of muscle gays

This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“

if you see this post i am cleansing you of all the “send this to ten ppl or you’ll have bad luck” and “reblog or you’re a terrible person” type things

you are safe now <3

here is a good luck : 🍀

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

Me to my 5 unfinished aus/stories

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful