Me: Oh Yeah, If You Think School Photography Is Hard Now, Try Imagining Doing This With Film.

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

People have multiple names sometimes lol

Based on dumb shit me and my siblings do when bored

I got fanart where I got my tits out and while I don't post nsfw images here I do think it's really well made and I like it a lot so I'm linking it lol

The Big Demilies

💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Quiver of Seasons
Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement) ___

This slender quiver is decorated with a forest of silhouetted trees. You can use a bonus action on each of your turns to speak the quiver’s command word to change its season, which also changes its color and design: Spring (green, trees with silver leaves), Summer (yellow, rays of silver sunlight), Autumn (orange, silver leaves falling), or Winter (blue, silver veins on trees).

The quiver has 8 charges and regains 1d6 + 2 expended charges daily at dawn. When you make a ranged attack using a weapon to fire ammunition drawn from this quiver, you can expend 1 of the quiver’s charges to infuse that ammunition with the quiver’s seasonal magic. That ammunition gains the following benefits depending on the quiver’s associated season:

𝙎𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜. The ammunition is wrapped by verdant brambles. On a hit, the brambles wrap around the target and deal an extra 1d10 piercing damage. The target must succeed on a DC 15 Strength saving throw or be restrained by the brambles until the end of your next turn. A creature can use its action to make a DC 15 Strength check, freeing itself or another creature within its reach from the brambles on a success.

𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧. The ammunition is scorched by wildfire. On a hit, flames erupt from it that deal an extra 1d10 fire damage to the target. The target must succeed on a DC 15 Dexterity saving throw or take an extra 1d10 fire damage at the start of its next turn.

𝘼𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙢𝙣. The ammunition is touched by decaying fungus. On a hit, a cloud of sickening spores bursts from it that deals an extra 1d10 necrotic damage to the target. The target must succeed on a DC 15 Constitution saving throw or be poisoned until the end of your next turn. This has no effect on undead or constructs.

𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧. The ammunition is covered in biting frost. On a hit, ice splinters outward from it that deals an extra 1d10 cold damage. The target must make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw. On a failed save, the target’s speed is halved until the end of your next turn. For the duration of this effect, it can’t use reactions, and…

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Honestly “Are Prisons Absolete?” By Angela Davis should be entry level reading to call yourself any sort of leftist or anarchist or whatever. It’s literally under 100 pages and written in v accessible, colloquial language.

And honestly, if you haven’t read it you aren’t allowed to add comments to my prison abolition posts lol

Tried my hand at a whiterun crest and a mediocre map! No idea what I’m doing tbh, and the braid at the bottom of the crest confused me

Got bored and drew Miraak in German class. Kinda proud of it.

help me break an ongoing silent (mostly) friendly battle between a coworker and i