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The idea that Xaden regularly gets bombarded with Violet’s thoughts about wanting to climb him like a tree whilst he’s just trying to get through the day unscathed is actually so funny to me

HOLY SHIT

i’m still recovering from chain of iron, please, i cannot handle 18 year old kit

It's really fucking annoying shipping an mlm ship and everyone in the goddamn universe is like "the bigger stronger one is a dominant cis man who tops and the smaller weaker one is a submissive trans man who bottoms :)"

OMFG

BRUH I”M STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH MATTHEW DADDARIO!!!!

OMG YESSS!!!!

I never get around to change it

Truly one of of the best things i have ever read. 

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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Just Tairn being one of Dain's biggest haters

"Holy shit. You have to see this." "Tell the boy to move." Tairn orders.

"Tell him to ease up on you." "Tell him to mind his own business."

"it's just Dain." I walk out from between Tairn's forelegs when Dain pauses a dozen feet away. "Anger does not suit him." He growls again, and a puff of steam hits the back of my neck.

"Tell him if he harms you, I'll scorch the ground where he stands."

"why didn't you tell me you can't keep your fucking seat?" He (Dain) shouts at me, grabbing my elbow. "I'm sorry?" I yank my arm out of his hold. Tairn growls in my mind.

"Is that a saddle?" {...} "No, it's a collar," Tairn snips, snapping his teeth together."

Why does that just describe me?

I hate myself yet think i better then everyone.

Also describes Herondales

Meirl

Some serious ILLUMINATI SHIT

i was so ready to hate adam but plot twist i actually love adam so much he’s my favourite little guy 🥰

reblog if you think hedgehogs are perfect, if you’re currently procrastinating, or if you’d like to passive-aggressively tax Jeff Bezos proportionally

no one ever has to know which one