“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”
me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...
the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do
happyness and world peace
they treat us like dolls
using console commands in oblivion feels soooo good
dream job is one of the Fromsoft women who level the player up. just sit around in a hub being a baddie and scrolling twitter until they show back up and i give them vigor +1 and say some weird vague shit. shift done
being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal
sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE
malenia
the inherent homoeroticism of carrying someone across the continent when doing so is actively dangerous to your health
Finlay’s sacrifice
imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers
Walk into aldi and #kill yourself
if i was stuck in a room witha crocodile id gain its trust and we would escape together
I'm folding in on myself. Into myself. I'm caving in. Oh i Am being rolled into a cute little cigarette by God,ok
sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
💕
harry du bois steps up to the lectern in front of the crowd. "as a lesbian...." he pauses, looks at kim questioningly. kim shakes his head imperceptibly. harry looks back at the audience "...supporter"
I'm very awkward .do u find it endearing.
ok but my dna test said i'm an angel