Oh God Yes.

J. K. Rowling and Neil Gaiman are such a funny contrast to me, like Rowling: Oh, and by the way, I put gay characters in my books. People: Is there anything... showing that? Rowling: No. Also trans women don't deserve respect People: wtf Gaiman: Here are some immortals that transcend all human concepts of gender and attraction who use a variety of pronouns, and also some clearly canon human queers. People: Are the immortals queer? Gaiman: That is an entirely valid way to view them. Other people: Ugh, pushing a modern woke agenda. It used to be- Gaiman: Fuck you

Hosie is my new favorite thing now.

How appropriate. Happy 4th. :)

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

Who Do You Ship? What Tumblr Tells Us About Fan Culture

Fan communities have long been invested in romance between characters in books and TV shows. Now, content creators have begun to respond to fans’ input.

the NEW YORK TIMES wrote about shipping in the year of our Lord 2k17

DOCTOR WHO (2005) - The Star Beast

oscar wilde

had three middle names

spoke five languages

was sentenced to prison for sodomy

was 16 when he had his first kiss

loved to travel

had an eidetic memory

lied about his age on his marriage certificate

held seances at his house

spoke with his hand in front of his mouth bc he was embarrassed by how supernaturally white his teeth were

kept a vase of flowers on his writing desk to neutralize the smell of his ashtray

had a passion for interior design and aesthetics—his drawing room was painted blue and covered in dragons, he even pressed feathers into the plaster to make it look cool

the kids at his school called him “grey crow”

one of the reasons he didn’t commit suicide was bc he was afraid he would go to hell for it

his favorite word was ivory

his last words were “i am in a duel to the death with this wallpaper, one of us has got to go”

his grave, in paris, has become the target of mass quantities of lipstick kisses. no lie. it’s literally covered in lipstick stains. and a sphinx. he also asked to be buried with his former lover’s ashes

I CAME FOR CAPTAINCANARY BUT I STAYED FOR LEO SNART AND RAY TERRILL

Yes. This. All of the this. Oh, my heart. Dear god please keep them in the show or give them a spin-off.

I absolutely love Leo and Ray’s relationship

Leo Snart is canonically bi/pan, and he flirts with everyone, and his boyfriend doesn’t mind one bit and I love it and them

Leo openly flirts with Sara and we see exactly zero jealousy from Ray

Leo encourages Ray to go back to Earth-1 so he can be with his family

Ray would give up going back to his Earth so he can stay with Leo

“These heroes would risk everything for the people they love, just like I would… for you.”

“You know I can’t say no when you look at me like that.” “That is why I look at you like that.”

“The only plan now is not to leave this Earth without me.”

“I will come home to you.”

Leo says he wants to stay on Earth-1 a little longer, and Ray accepts it because he trusts his partner

Leo goes in for a hug with Barry and Ray is just “yup, that’s my boy”

Ray attacks the nazis with his shine after being uncuffed and Leo is just “yup, that’s my boy”

Ray goes home to an Earth which is not his, Leo stays on one he’s never been to, and they are both good, because they trust each other and know the other can take care of himself

the way they look at each other!!

Leo is low-key freaking out because of the lack of plan, and Ray calms him and Leo turns into a fluffy mush

and Ray’s face after Leo tells him he would risk everything for him

I came for CaptainCanary, but I stayed for Leo Snart and Ray Terrill. I’m so glad we got to see two openly gay men playing openly lgbtq characters on tv in a strong, trusting relationship. I really hope we will get to see more of them.

I don’t ship killervibe, but this is still cute as hell.

If You’re Ready (like I’m ready)

Look, it’s not a prompt! But it is so fluffy your teeth will fall right out. HAVE FUN WITH THAT. The source of the title will become clear as you read because let it not be said I ever failed to ride a thematic horse right into the ground.

Also, I got inspired for this because of the tags on this post.  http://pennflinn.tumblr.com/post/165213001293/kenzyshipseverything-nicckpetricca-this What I’m saying is blame @pennflinn basically.

If You’re Ready (like I’m ready)

Caitlin was not a morning person.

Of all people, Cisco Ramon knew this.

So why was he jumping up and down on her hotel bed singing Bruno Mars at six o'clock in the morning?

“Cisco,” she growled, grabbing the edge of the mattress before a particularly enthusiastic bounce could fling her right onto the floor. “Honey. I love you, but why are you jumping up and down on my hotel bed singing Bruno Mars at six o'clock in the morning?”

At the height of his bounce, he folded his legs mid-air and dropped onto the mattress. “You told me to,” he said breathlessly.

“I did not,” she said, faceplanting back into her pillow.

“Well, you told me to make sure you were awake early,” he said. “The rest I … extrapolated.”

She scowled. “Six in the morning?”

“Something about a salon appointment.” He leaned over, planting a kiss on her shoulder. “You wanted to look extra specially gorgeous today, if that’s even possible, and you know why?”

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Tumblr, it’s been an age.

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