I love Callie and it is sort of nice to see her getting more relevant but ohhh this whole "Wilderness baby inherent desire for violence" is giving Riverdale so much it's not even funny
And if someone should have got this plot it is Sammy, and I still believe that even this trope could have been performed in a different way that explores trauma and how it fucks up generations, but nooo who needs that
ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries
It's truly so refreshing to see that, even on her egotistical power trip, Shauna can still be one-upped and that she will never truly be a leader. She had "fun" out there because she finally got to boss people around and make them fear her and abuse them. She got to deal out what she thought Jackie did to her for years. Meanwhile, no one can actually stand her ass. I don't know, it's just so satisfying to know that even with her abuse of the others and her thinking they all respect her, no one actually likes her. When it comes down to it, she has no one in her life. Her "friends" all hate her, her family has (rightfully so) abandoned her, and she's at the end of her rope and it's so pleasing to see. I truly hope Tai and Misty conspire to kill her next season because I couldn't stand Shauna being the last one standing.
In another universe, Natalie found Mari in time and took her with her into the mountains and they saved the team together š
you guys gotta watch sweetpea. She's a freak. She's a weirdo. She's breaking into people bins to get the big news scoop. She's puncturing tires in a little black dress and when the air blows out it fans her hair back. She's stuck doing assistant work and then stabbing men in the night with her letter opener. She's singing Katy Perry's roar at karaoke after her first big kill cause she's feeling herself like a romcom coming of age movie. She's getting questioned by police for a murder she clearly did and saying I think it was some laddy lads and they go.... My God thank you for the tip sweetheart, let's go find those laddy lads. She's like if Hannibal was a tiny mean British woman.
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(From DepthOfWikipedia on Instagram)
Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists
nobody talk to me. mourning what we couldāve had aka MARIsol nichols as adult mari š„²ā¼ļø and donāt tell me she was doomed from the beginning
Hail the Saints
also if you don't want Melissa I'm adopting her
S3E9 spoilers in the tags beware
so true I was so invested into Taiās political plotline and now it got irrelevant and forgotten in the sake of side-quests... also the "who the fuck is Lottie Matthews" line was SOā she literally ordered to kidnap Nat and I think they could have kept Lottie's fun side but as a SIDE and not her whole personality. She should have been more eerie and unsettling ant not just an aunt Lottie who's yknow a weirdo but it's fine if she's medicated
I hate that the yellowjackets creators dropped the tai senator plot because i have so many questions. No one recognized her when they dined-and-dashed? No one recognized the black, lesbian, traumatized senator that they voted for? They donāt recognize her with a red-head side chick instead of simone who was in her promotional photos?