requested: “Hey… I’ve got this idea for Chris Evans x reader where y/n tries to tell Chris she’s pregnant with some clues on Christmas and he just doesn’t get it but his whole family does?”
warnings: very few swears, pregnancy nausea, chris being completely clueless lol, but its really all fluff!
a/n: i looove writing for dad!chris and/or x pregnant!reader so thanks for this request! i imagine this is how it would go when you’re pregnant with your first baby :) also, i am currently working on requests and finishing up on the last parts of Futile which will be out on the 19th and the 24th!
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no beta so pls excuse any errors!
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“Boys, would you calm down?” you hear your mother in law laugh at her grown sons.
Chris has Scott in a headlock, Scott is shouting and writhing around, and Chris is just about laughing his ass off. It started off as a simple disagreement about a certain breed of dog. Stupid, really. But then Chris fact-checked via some online Dogpedia and he ended up being right. Then, being the sore winner he is, resulted in the current situation of terrorizing his younger brother. You would’ve intervened, but it was just too funny. Whenever you get together with his family, Chris and Scott seem to regress back to their childhood schemes, and this Christmas morning is no different.
Eventually, Chris lets up, Scott catches his breath, and both brothers laugh it off. Chris comes back to sit down next to you on the couch with his cup of coffee, allowing you to snuggle back into his embrace.
“I don’t know why you want kids when you still are one, Honey,” you taunt, reaching a hand up to fix his mussed up hair with a giggle.
“It’s just Scott,” he whines, and you nod, knowing how incredibly responsible Chris is with his nieces and nephews.
“I’m only teasing,” you mumble into his cheek as your lips leave a kiss over his beard. And really, you are just teasing, because today’s going to be the day you share the big news with Chris and his family: you’re almost six weeks pregnant!
You’ve only told his sisters yet because they’re in on the surprise, too. The three of you coordinated to get Chris and their husbands all the same shirt, hoping that when Chris opens his, he’ll realize what you’re trying to say. You also have a little sign for Dodger to come in wearing if he still doesn’t get it. And as a final, most obvious resort, you also have an ornament that’s pretty straightforward. Not to mention the little hints you’ve been dropping all morning.
You sigh and lean back into his arms, but thanks to morning sickness and hormones, the scent of his coffee starts to make you nauseous. You groan quietly as you feel your face flush hot with the slightest wave of nausea. You close your eyes and rest your head and let it nuzzle a little bit into his shoulder to try to settle your mind and stomach.
“You feeling okay, Sweetheart?” he asks once he notices your tell-tale signs of discomfort.
“Yeah, it’s just your coffee,” you mutter quietly as to not draw attention to yourself.
“My coffee?” he asks, sliding out from behind you a little to look at you.
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(from my wattpad. any chapters you see below but are crossed out means they are written and on wattpad but have yet to be posted here. i update tumblr once a week)
over 200 years ago she turned it all off. all her emotions. her ability to be sad. lonely. hurt. happy. is there someone out there who can turn them back on?
heather andrews just wanted to find the alpha. she wasn’t planning on falling in love
stiles stilinksi x oc
season 2-6
chapter one
chapter two
chapter three
chapter four
chapter five
chapter six
chapter seven
chapter eight
chapter nine
chapter ten
chapter eleven
chapter twelve
chapter thirteen
chapter fourteen
chapter fifteen
chapter sixteen
chapter seventeen
chapter eight teen
chapter nineteen
chapter twenty
chapter twenty one
chapter twenty two
chapter twenty three
chapter twenty four
chapter twenty five
chapter twenty six
chapter twenty seven
chapter twenty eight
chapter twenty nine
chapter thirty
chapter thirty one
chapter thirty two
chapter thirty three
chapter thirty four
chapter thirty five
chapter thirty six
chapter thirty seven
chapter thirty eight
chapter thirty nine
chapter forty
chapter forty one
chapter forty two
chapter forty three
chapter forty four
chapter forty five
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over 200 years ago she turned it all off. all her emotions. her ability to be sad. lonely. hurt. happy. is there someone out there who can turn them back on?
heather andrews just wanted to find the alpha. she wasn’t planning on falling in love
stiles stilinksi x oc
season 2-6
Luna (from my wattpad)
“𝐘𝗼𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝗺𝐲𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝗼𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝗺𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝗼𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞.”
“𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝗼𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬. 𝐖𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐰𝗼𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬.”
Mia Stilinski couldn’t believe a lot of things. She couldn’t believe werewolves were real. She couldn’t believe her best friend hunted them.And she couldn’t believe she was in love with her brothers best friend.
Scott McCall x OC
all seasons
Villain (from my wattpad) book one
“𝒊 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒕𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒊 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒖𝒑”
“𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓. 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇. 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉"
after a year of living with her dad Haley McCall realized two things. one, she hated her dad and desperately missed her mom and brother. two, maybe he wasn’t completely to blame for who she was. maybe she really was just a bad person.
drugs, partying, alcohol. her dad thought holding her back a year but fix everything. or maybe being sent back to beacon hills would help. maybe living in a small quiet town where nothing ever happened was exactly what she needed. derek hale x oc (book 1) season 1 and season 2
Fury (from my wattpad)
"𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒑𝒉𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒏𝒐 𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅? 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒊'𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒅, 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈.”
madelyn martin was perfect. she was popular. she was head cheerleader. she was also a very powerful witch with a very powerful connection to a teenage werewolf. now add in the fact that her best friend was hunter and suddenly the phrase “i just want to survive highschool” held an entirely different meaning
book one / prequel for madelyn martin series
takes place about 7 years before the start of season one
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Subject of Interest — fans love carlos’ girlfriend and her unhinged comments and photography hobby
Adore, Amour, Inamorato — charles’ new girlfriend receives a lot of hate for her seemingly joblessness
Melting Hearts — Ferrari hires a chocolatier to cater for their anniversary celebrations! The chocolate isn’t the only thing to melt
Scream Queen — charles loves his girlfriend so much — and he makes it everyone else’s problem
Share the Spotlight - an unofficial fan account gets a little unhinged until it doesn’t…
Unsolved — when charles admits to listening to unsolved, Ferrari take it upon themselves to play matchmaker
Winner’s Circle — max, charles, and y/n are the stars of redbull, ferrari, and aston martin (and their relationship is the star of the internet)
Finally — lando’s girlfriend finally graduates from college and comes along on for this amazing season
Glazed and Confused — when lando fails to make a simple mug, fans direct him towards your YouTube channel
Unexpected Roommate — when moving in with his girlfriend, lando gets confronted with the new side of her pet
Friendly Banquet — logan gets chosen to host the end of the year dinner and that means the grid meets his partner
Picture Perfect — logan’s girl travels with him as his personal photographer
Pole Position — after a(nother) bad race, logan does as anyone in Vegas does — drinks himself into a couple of bottles, meets the newest stripper in the club, and marries her? …wait what??
The Story of Us — logan and you have been keeping a secret from everyone but it might be time for it to come out
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Three Hearts Left — fans (and friends) are shocked when they find max is married and to who
White Dog Cafe — while daniel forgets plans made with max, max has a meet-cute
Winner’s Circle — max, charles, and y/n are the stars of redbull, ferrari, and aston martin (and their relationship is the star of the internet)
A Perfect Storm — meet dr. alice “barbie” sargaent, professional storm chaser
Aftermath of a Storm — people are shocked to learn about alice and oscar
Hunter Steve Rogers x Vamp!Reader
Kill of The Night Steve can’t quite figure out the new recruit, but he knows there’s something different about you.
Devil’s Playground Sequel to Kill of the Night, and how well Steve adapts to hunting.
Apocalyptic Steve has a run in with a demon. There’s just one problem, you have a history with said demon.
Monster Bucky and Sam show up unexpectedly to check on the two of you, but you’re on a case. How are you and Steve supposed to keep hunting a secret from them, if they get stuck in the middle of it?
Sacrifice A vampire hunt goes south when you become one of the targets for another hunter.
Living Proof The case you and Steve are on brings about your worst nightmare.
Colors A hunter turned vampire makes for the deadliest hunter around. What happens when an old foe decides to make their own breed of assassins?
Bag of Bones Everyone needs help sometimes, because not all battles are meant to be won.
Friends don't sleep together
Bar menu: 1, 2
When love is left unspoken, pt. 2, pt. 3
Your funeral, pt. 2
I see you, pt. 2
Only one bed???
Right Place, Right Time (series)
Fake Relationship
Bar menu: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Noisy Neighbor pt. 2
Fake Love Triangle (Franco x reader)
Coffee?
Done waiting
Expensive Fight
Concerned, pt. 2
Post game movies
Drunk words are sober thoughts
Happy birthday
Bar menu: 1, 2, 3
Eyes up here, babe
Knight in shining armor
Moment of weakness
Forbidden Territory series
Bar menu: 1, 2
Big win
Post Game Celebration
Bar Menu: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
bar nights and unexpected sparks
Secret identity
Bar menu: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
miscommunication
Just a bet?
Bar Menu: 1, 2, 3
Please don't leave
Act my age
I can’t come with you
Cocky
Bar menu: 1
He isn't you
Let me in
Coach's daughter
Bar menu: 1, 2, 3
Oblivious
Devils Bachelor
Bruised Egos, Hidden Feelings
Community Relations
wouldn’t have it any other way
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teddy bear
dancin’?
early sunrise
educated / lessons / nostalgic
thunder
overly protective
bumping into you
cut off
am i here alone?
girls night
a trio of surprises
reassurance
childlike romance
it’s not a competition
strangely bashful
creative burn out
was it a perfect day?
you wouldn’t feel the same
two pieces back together
waiting to unpause
keeping you company
you came home?
a chance to see you once more
wannabe valentine
slither of optimism left *
envision it?
normal
rising fears
gatecrashing
pining after you
long time
when the party’s over
won’t leave your side
purple suits you
late watch
bright lights
interruptions
walking mystery
kings and queens
hiding behind words
wrapped around you
a trio of surprises
knock quietly
second place
one day
bitter sweet
accent
beneath the mask
three taps
unanswered
mr shy guy
two sides *
in plain sight *
too young
no need to fear
fighting for attention
lost but not forgotten
his true colours *
helping out the innocent
holding back nerves
checking up on you
mourning comforts
resentful awe
a day for us
shameless flirt
a pact for her
almost lost, but not quite *
lost property
securing you
different meaning
guilty or innocent?
not as planned
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