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no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

leon gay as hell i woulda gone crazy

wow, keep an eye out yall.

ellie w. & abby a. w/ a latina partner

warnings:  fluff! , fem!reader + r is latina ;)

a/n:  in honor of hispanic heritage month!!!! we blowin’ this bitch up. with my headcanons, that is. mostly mexican headcanons (for the reader), because that’s really the only dialect/tradition & cultural that i know ┐( ˘ ､ ˘ )┌

also, SUPPORT HISPANIC/LATINO WRITERS, ARTISTS, AND BUSINESSES!!!! or else... >:(

abby WOULD DEFINITELY try learning spanish. she’d pick it up here and there because of manny, but the farther you guys develop into the relationship, the more she wants to immerse herself within your culture and your language.

and dare i say it, but she’s pretty darn good at speaking spanish.

the first time she speaks spanish to you, it catches you off guard.

you’d come home from your day out with your friends and she’d just peek out from around the corner like, “mi amor, que pasa?”

“Q-QUE?! WHAT?”

“WHAT?! did i say something wrong, babe?” she asks, a frown forming on her face.

“oh no, mi corazon, you just caught me off guard!” you smile, reaching up to caress her rosy cheeks, “have you finally been pickin’ up what i’ve been puttin’ down, abs?” 

she scoffs playfully, “supongo, reinita.”

"okay white girlllll~"

abby would love helping you in the kitchen, cooking up your favorite traditional meals.

but sometimes she’d make a mistake, putting the wrong seasoning in the rice, overcooking the beans, or burning the tortillas. (😭) and you’d temporarily ban her form the kitchen, meaning she’d only be able to watch you.

but every once in a while, she’d remind you about the mole or the broth for the caldo de res. 

you’re grateful she reminds you and she’s just happy to be of service.

if you’re not mexican specifically, she’d most likely start arguments between you and manny about the differences in the dialects and slang since she’s not too familiar with the other latin slang out there. but she does her best

if you happen to be brazilian, she’ll do her best to research and become more familiar with the portuguese language and the brazilian culture.

if you’re haitian, she’ll love learning creole and/or french for you since she’s more familiar with french. (i have a feeling she’s had french lessons in the past/someone she knew was french so she learned it from them!)

ellie BUTCHERS the FUCK outta some words in spanish. like she genuinely CANNOT pronounce “cuatro.” like…

but it’s okay because you know what she’s trying to say…. most of the time.

“quieres comer, mamashita?" with heavy pronunciation on the “shi” sound.

you stare at her for a moment, trying to figure out if she’s be funny or not. “what?”

“what?” she replies

“baby thats not-“

ellie is banned from the kitchen. permanently. she is not allowed anywhere NEAR that bigass pot on the stove. 

when you find her sneaking into the kitchen when she’s trying to steal a tamale, you can’t help but giggle as you try and drag her away from the stove.

“ellie i already told you twice!- you can't be in here!!” 

“YOU CANT MAKE ME!” 

*insert that meme of the kid running away w/ the knife*

ellie LOVES dancing with you. whether its cumbia, salsa, bachata, or samba, ellie is IN IT! 

i think cumbias her fave (bc it’s my fav). and she’s the best at it.

whenever she’s invited to the carne asada, she’s the only one that all your cousins, your tias, and your abuela want to dance with. 

by the 9th-10th song, she’s already complaining about how she’s ready to go to sleep (and she does in your old room at your family’s house) and how she underestimated your grandma’s stamina.

mi amor, que pasa? = my love, what’s going on/how are you? 

mi corazon = my heart

supongo, mi reinita = i guess, my little queen

quieres comer? = do you want to eat?

constructive criticism is appreciated !!!

I think that falling asleep in a cute girl’s cozy hoodie (bonus points if I’m also in her arms) would fix me on a cellular level

Valentine's day is coming hehe

murder house season coming up!!

i want someone like this.

ellie playing the sims headcanons

tags: ellie x gf!reader, ellie being adorable, loser!ellie if you squint

we know ellie likes playing videogames

i can totally see her play the sims

and she definitely spends hours creating hers and your sim, just so she can marry you

she makes sure your sim looks absolutely perfect and as realistic as possible, her phone lit up with a picture of you for reference

now, she doesn't create you two as already married, wanting to experience the whole thing

she builds the perfect little home

and takes her time making her sim flirt with yours to win her over

when she finally gets them together she makes sure they have the perfect wedding

spending hours fantasizing about what your dream dress would be and your dream ring and your dream venue

that makes her all blushy and giggly pls she's down bad

she even adopts a dog for you!!

she'd try to subtly ask you questions about your preferences so she can recreate your dream life in the game because you deserve nothing but the best <3

"oh look, a dog!..... would you ever adopt one in the future?" "yeah, weddings are so boring....... what kind of dress would you wear on yours?"

she'd never tell you about it because she doesn't want to scare you away and seem obsessed over you (she is)

but she really wants to share her excitement with someone

so she constantly sends dina pictures and videos of the sim version of you two

dina definitely calls her a loser

it doesn't matter though, because it just helps her manifest her future life with you <3

definitely not based on the fact that when i play ts4 i make her my wife...

Courtney Love