Denmark: Can I Ask A Dumb Question?

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir.Anthony and Joe Russo

You okay?

Bucky: Honestly, if someone tenderly cradled my face, I think at this point I would probably blackout.

Sam: ...

Sam: Are you okay?

Bucky: No.

I’d honestly pick a New England state or NY if I was them lol

California and Florida are sitting in jail together

Florida: So who should we call?

California: I'd call Texas, but I feel safer in jail.

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Lokigator ate all the crayons

Germany: All of my friends are eldest kids, and I can’t figure out why I keep attracting them?

USA: It’s because you look like a lost child, and all eldest kids have built in adopt Instincts.

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

I will never ship FRUK. I seriously hate that ship and I could probably write an essay on it.

I know people hate USUK and spamono but they are my comfort ships. Also GerIta because well I’m basic lol