I Need More Pls. I Beg Of You 🙏 😭

A 👏🏻 louder 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 selfish 👏🏻 people 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 back!!! 👏🏻

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

Fluff

Summary: The real reason behind your enhanced abilities is a closely guarded secret… until Steve Rogers happens. Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader (platonic) Word Count: 3051 Warnings: Fluff, language, talk of periods, minor angst, literal fluff, more literary fluff A/N: This story came from a random brainstorm idea I had while on Discord with some friends, and I managed to turn it into an actual story! I’ve been getting used to my new job, still exhausted all the time, but managing to push forward and write when I can. :) I really hope you enjoy this story, it was beta’d by @saxxxology and the gif below was made by me. 

Marvel Masterlist

The knock on your door takes you by surprise, and you carefully mark the page in your book before sliding off the edge of the bed to answer it. Not many people visit you in your room at the Avengers compound unless it’s for a mission, which FRIDAY would have already alerted you to if there was.

When you swing open the door, the last person you expect is Natasha Romanoff standing there looking down the hallway, perfectly styled red hair swinging as she turns her head to look at you.

“Hey Agent Y/L/N,” she greets you with one of her patented spy smiles, giving nothing away about her true intentions. “I hope I didn’t interrupt anything important.”

“No, just catching up on my reading during the downtime between missions,” you inform her warily. “Is there… something you needed?”

“Oh, no,” she waves a hand in front of her, “just… me and a few of the other compound residents are planning a girls night later this month. Taking over Tony’s pool and hot tub, raiding his expensive liquor, ordering way too much pizza… you know, the yoozh. I wanted to see if you were interested in coming. It’d be me, Agent Hill, Wanda, Agent Alvarez, and I’m pretty sure Pepper is going to be there, too.”

The request, however surprisingly random, intrigues you. You’ve only been on a handful of missions with the agents she listed, and nothing between you or anyone she mentioned feels close to friendship. Either way, you decide to go along with it; maybe it’s time to make some friends, you have been living here for almost six months now and are just as solitary as the day you arrived.

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NO WAY

Always

Me too eevee

Bro wtf?! 😂

I need something good pls 🙏🏻🙏🏻🥺

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

I'm just too curious

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

I love that my childhood allows me to know what this is from

this is funny

like really, really funny

Omg the feels y’all

misha should get the trench coat. whether it’s the old one from season four, or the one now. whether it’s all of them. the last day on set, when they say “and that’s a wrap for misha collins!” the exact moment it is said: the trench coats belong to him, the blue ties a part of it all as well. he can take them home and put them in shadow boxes like they do at fancy restaurants. or, he can tuck them away in the back of his closet only to take out when he’s feeling nostalgic. either way, they’re his. he can do with them what he wishes.

jared, jared gets the demon blade. the knife isn’t only memories of seasons past, with fights and fake blood, but it also ties him to remembrance of when he met genevieve. when she came on as ruby, black eyes glistening. now she wears his ring on her finger and supernatural is where it all began. and that knife was there from the start of the long journey of jared’s changed life. from the weird drinking demon blood thing-using the blade to cut her skin-to now, where jared and genevieve raise their three children together. i imagine that jared would probably frame it-hang it on the wall of a room where it would most be seen. where guests would come and see it, and start up conversations.

and then jensen. jensen will drive home in a heavily loved 1967 chevy impala. the amulet that he wore in the beginning of the show will be hanging on the rear view mirror. jensen obtaining the car was something they all expected, but how often he drove it was something everyone was curious about. baby will be well taken for. he’d take her out only on warm saturday afternoons, but not too often. the sound of her engine turning over stirs up something in his chest that is painful and bittersweet. the smell of her leather seats bring up too many memories of when he used to smell it everyday, sitting in that car-jared shotgun. but baby will be well taken for. he rotates her tires probably too often, and checks the oil to make sure she’s aging well. and she will. like a fine wine, baby will become more and more beautiful each day a new car hits the road. jj, zepp, and arrow-they’ll grow up loving her just like sam and dean did. they’ll find solitude within her seats, and home when jensen sits behind the wheel. it’s a gift that jensen will share. sometimes when jared and misha come to visit, they’ll all just walk out to the garage where she sits. if not to take a ride, at least to take a glance at her. If cars could run on love, baby would be set for a lifetime.

Purge trooper cody and Obiwan for @thelastbattlecry so this is entirely his fault